working on my hope cosplay for D23 and decided I would substitute her cat headphones for a pair of Mickey ears... not finished yet, gonna add a bow to this later!!
taylor swift: "so i'm thinking we'll put your cousins' at the table closest to the bathroom...what do you think travis?"
what travis kelce is thinking:
> notorious womanizer despite being fat and bald
> retires at 42 as the richest man in the colonies by building a fortune on posting
> world-leading scientist in his SPARE TIME despite little formal education
> hired by the government during the revolution to schmooze people in France
> founded the future most powerful country on earth
> died at an old age universally admired
Reminder: Ben Franklin was the biggest baller of all time