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23 | she/her | tamu ‘20 | blm | just a gal in search of serotonin and good memes

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

my favorite aggie past time is watching two Straight Dudes™️ riding a moped/scooter together and doing the absolute most to avoid touching each other

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

@mayplaystv ahh congrats Dr. May 🙌🏻

[trin @lovelltrin]

me on that stupid toy story shooter ride in disney world

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Drag race regular season vs. all stars

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

you’re literally the president !!!!!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

It costs $132,680 a year to incarcerate someone in California. This program, meanwhile, pays out $599 a year max to each person. If you’re actually concerned about taxpayer dollars & bang for the buck, then this sort of ire is misplaced.

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

she's to me what travis kelce is to taylor swift

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Eras world tour.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

*seeing an extremely Italian cop pull an extremely jewish man out of an underground tunnel*
dats new york baby. da big apple

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

@spicercni omg stop you’re fine haha!

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

28 hours later we made it ladies and gentlemen #satvb

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

@spicercni not a problem! after we got the band security wristbands and the venue wristbands day of show we were able to leave but be back by 5 in number order. but each venue could be different !

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

@liiwmijade @parishealy68 perfect ty!!!! 💕

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

when i say “i got tht dawg in me” , i’m actually talkin abt Mr. Peanutbutter from bojack horseman

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

“Ehhhhhh day he got Covid was funnier. I dunno! I think I was laughin’ more at the Covid!”

[#1 Brat💚💚 @sith_lays_down]

Today i will take my chance to shed light on Matty healy, The 1975 and what they stand for
A thread: 🧵🪡
Matty Healy has always preached progressive idea’s both in real life and through his art, some prime examples of this are Loving Someone, a song that is by many regarded as

[skeletor*:･ﾟ✧ @eerrriiiccaaaa]

this is my brain in every google meeting

[PRINCESS @sugarbbymatt]

job interviewers: “do you know SQL?”

no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.