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Simple Banger Chicken Curry Recipe (takes 30 mins incl. prep)

Prep:

2 red onions - sliced (get it as thin as you can so it renders well)
2 tomatoes - chop it up
2 tbps yogurt - whisked
1 tbps ginger garlic paste
500 gms chicken breast - cut it to small pieces to your liking

heat up a deep enough pan on medium flame for 3 mins

to that, add:

1 tbps ghee/butter
a touch of neutral oil that you have at your household (peanut, canola, rice bran, yada yada)

then add:
1 black cardamom
a piece of cinnamon stick
(opt.) 0.5 tsp cumin seeds
(opt.) 0.5 tsp fennel seeds

depending on the heat, let this toast for about 30 seconds to a minute. just make sure it doesn't burn

then add a 1 tbps of ginger garlic paste that you prepared

make sure to sautee this for 20-30 seconds

then add your chicken to this. sautee the chicken for about 3-4 mins until the outside of it doesn't look raw.

now add the onions that you've prepped. sautee that along with the chicken for about another 3-4 mins until it turns transculent.

then add the tomatoes and a 1 tsp of salt (or to your liking). mix it well, then close the pan with a lid. the salt will draw out moisture from the tomatoes.

when you leave this for 2-3 mins, you'll see that the water from the tomatoes collects to the bottom of the pan. this should be enough water to get a creamy style of curry.

now add the following spices:

0.5 tsp of turmeric powder
1 tsp of garam masala
1 tsp of cumin powder
1.5 tsp of coriander powder
2 tsp of kashmiri chili powder

mix it well and close the lid once again. this will prevent the water from escaping too much, which will then leave you with a tragic, scorched mass of burnt spices.

after another 3-5 mins, open the lid and if you find that the ghee is separating from the masala, then rest easy cause I assure you, you've done well and that shit's gonna taste sooooo good.

now add the yogurt you've whisked and mix it well. your curry will start to resemble the Cloudflare logo in terms of colour.

then chop up a healthy amount of coriander that you can grab and add it to the curry. DO NOT THROW AWAY THE STEMS (rookie mistake). chop that up too and add it to the curry.

then add about 100-200 ml of milk to the curry based on the consistency you want, and then let the curry simmer for about 3-5 mins. the more you let it simmer, the more THICCER it gets, so this is to your liking.

now add a performative amount of coriander leaves (a pinch will do) to garnish the curry for a pic

aaannnnnnddd you're done.

Eersnington style chicken curry

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netflix conductor like fork/join parallelism

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forky mcforkfacing the forking company to try out something

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hold up, I wasn't expecting a workbench devtool like this. this is fire

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forky mcforkfacing the forking company to try out something

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@RhysSullivan ive never wrote it vertically that it's hurting my brain while trying to draw the lines mentally

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this is vercel's fluid compute but for firecracker. very very nice

[KERNEL @usekernel]

https://t.co/EikY8uVg78

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@zebassembly believe it or not, it's still durable objects

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@kmdrfx do you know pink guy? this could be even more sick

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@thdxr Effect.orDie

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@Railway shupo 👍

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yes the video could have just been 5 seconds long, but then you wouldn't be able to hear this banger by honeyworks.

now install 👇👇👇

$ opencode plugin opencode-live --global

(sauce repo)

https://t.co/Fq57VzzD2M

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ℴ𝓅ℯ𝓃𝒸ℴ𝒹ℯ-𝓁𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓃ℯ𝓌 𝓊𝓅𝒹𝒶𝓉ℯ (˶>⩊<˶)

- bg daemon now shuts down automagically when idle / no clients connected
- added /oc-live cmd that shows the pid of the daemon

reactive sync fwor opencode got a whowwee lott bwetterr

theme courtesy of @nexxeln .✦ ݁˖

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@nexxeln the most criminal thing about this post is that this song wasn't used

https://t.co/d8X7hXwPhP

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I'm convinced that Evan You breathes out W's instead of co2

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@ericclemmons actual massive W

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@Cloudflare this is so huge

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this will sync chat sessions between tui, web, web over tailscale, and desktop app

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I usually run opencode to do exploratory tasks and then I read them on my phone through opencode web + tailscale when I take a shit.

but the chat doesn’t update since each opencode server has its own live event stream.

introducing 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔬𝔡𝔢-𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢 - Reactive Sync for OpenCode

> $ opencode plugin opencode-live --global

[Sree @eersnington]

when you add the opencode-live plugin, it listens for opencode's native chat events, sends them to a bg daemon, and the daemon broadcasts them to the other opencode servers.

those servers then republish the same events into their own opencode event stream, and badabing badaboom, you get reactive sync between chats

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I was thinking about how to get this to work until I came across this, and stole the idea from dax's tweet. it's to basically have a bg daemon that listens to all the requests and then send them to invidual opencode servers.

https://t.co/W7sFmREbqf

[dax @thdxr]

i'm thinking about adding an `opencode service install` command that sets up opencode server on your machine

then running opencode or going to localhost:4096 would be connecting to a single instance and share resources

would you use this?

[Sree @eersnington]

https://t.co/Fq57VzzD2M