Ethan

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[Prez💊’ @PresidentEmbiid]

This was our starting lineup 15 months ago 😭😭😭

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

#throwtheballup

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@stylezmorales @JDumasReports idk what yall are talking about he’s on a giant billboard with jo, vj, and maxey on 95

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@CelticsCLNS @AlexJobin3 tf does any of this mean i need a mazzullanese translator bruh what is a processing pattern

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@Local22Philly @PhillyMayor what does it mean if i live in a red dot and work in a different red dot should i just die and get it over with? or i can try to die outside a fd to save you guys the trip? lmk thank you

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@sixers @KELLYOUBREJR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞😞😞goodbye kelly you a bitch you a bitch your moms a bitch your grandmas a bitch 😞😞😞😞😭😭😭 thank you for everything

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@eringrugan With VJ the trade would have felt like a gut punch, but still a net positive if you really squint. Without him it’s a no brainer. Best trade of the last 5 years.

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@artrecek @SenatorHick do you think firefighters and police should be a right

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@Bodittle @gabevictal surely you’ve been a fan for years though

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@Bodittle @gabevictal first ever tweet with the word knicks btw

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@FrontlinesTPUSA @gabevictal @Bodittle you can always tell it’s culture war fearmongering bullshit when they haven’t even thought about the actual policy they’re advocating for

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@FrontlinesTPUSA @gabevictal @Bodittle mandatory genital checks in every bathroom very normal stuff

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@artrecek @XcelEnergyCO i’ve been following you for years since i saw you angrily tweeting about your flight delay on the way to nantucket after being rude to the attendant, i’ve been impressed with your consistency, political misinformation, and complaining, the only two things that get you going.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Arguably the funniest chant of all time. In the history of Philadelphia the Sixers have never wanted Boston. 😂😂😂

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@eringrugan it’s been downhill ever since!

[Erin Grugan @eringrugan]

Doc Rivers fired in Philly for the second time

[Ethan @eethanburns]

@gabevictal @BlakeKresses always the bridesmaid..