em 🖤🔪

that girl's not right in the brain!

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

mentally, i'm still here @SweeneyToddBway

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the Tony Awards are tonight, so let's never forget Michael Arden’s iconic bleeped-out speech from 2023:

"Growing up, I was called the F-word more times than I could remember. And all I can say is now I'm a faggot with a Tony!"

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I still think the most impressive award show performance ever is Neil Patrick Harris's opening number at the 2013 Tonys. like, the ONLY time they were able to successfully complete it was during the live taping. and every celeb in the audience was STUNNED by the end.

here's the video in honor of tonight's Tony Awards lol

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

i think this may be the first year in ~15 years that i didn't watch the tony's? simply because i don't care? because broadway has sold out to crappy adaptations and stunt casting?

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

someone venmo me $20 so i can buy this

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY SHOW IS ON

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

brandon marsh haters real quiet right now #noticing

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

"you're lucky you are here because your dad lost you on the beach as a child and we had to put out a missing person with the lifeguards"

HELP????

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

you know you go somewhere a lot when the one bartender tell the other "you don't need to ID her" and then goes "i know you, you've been coming here for a while" 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

he's so real for this

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

technically i've "been in" colorado and tennessee for layovers but i didn't leave the airport so i'm not counting those

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

east coast best coast 🙂‍↕️

[jawn garde @jawnidelphia]

I need to go back out west 🥲

[gitchie gitchie Carrie Coon @elaine_stritch]

happy Pride—I think about this Tony performance at least four times a week—it is in the Tonys Hall of Fame

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

"you talk about a young man who's hot, my lord is Brandon Marsh hot." -John Kruk

[☆ (base)bail ☆ @SICK0FMARSH]

HOME RUN WHILE IM IN THE SHOWER

[em 🖤🔪 @eetoolz]

i had 3 job interviews this week and if i don't get at least one offer i'm going to jump off the benny frank

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

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