JKrish

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(vday e-card to aishy): "may u be blessed that your love will love u unconditionally as long as u live on this planet."

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

"Bangaru pl don't get into this frenzy cal down and pl wake up karisa" ((text this morning to aishy)

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i just ordered 6 TWIN DRAFT GUARDS!!!!!!! as seen on tv. what a fantabulous deal. thanks, NC!

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

karishi took aishy to an engagement dinner. am praying that next time, aishy will have a real man date, instead of her little sister..

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slipped Korishma some twenties to make her talk to Aishy about her complete lack of game and cute boys. If only she had my genes

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

"You still look horrible." -me (to former acne patient featured on a commercial for Proactiv)

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

"all children think that their parents are dumb. they just don't realize that their parents know, but choose not to say anything..."

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

"know what tiramisu means? throw me a kiss!"

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

me: "so what did narender say?"
aishy: "about what?"
me: "about anything."

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preparing all the festivities! aishy's coming home this weekend!

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to locate the single men, i got on me a special radar/ and the fire dept hotline in case i get in trouble later....

[JKrish @eevana_jay]

Anjali gave me candles for my bday again. Guess where I lit them. Now, guess where I moved her car. Don't know? Neither does she....

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gardening......(having Eva arrange the numerous floral bouquets i received for my special day)

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me: "there are so many libras in our family! you, me, NC, kimell-"
aishy: "...what about karishi?"

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me @aishreddy: "BETA JUST SIGN THE CARD AND GO!!!"

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conference called aishy with NC. she did not respond well to suggestions that she should completely change. am very confusing.

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pointing crystal wands at Korishma's chakras. results so far: her solar plexus energy is going out the back and around the corner

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@Kreddz BETA YOU DID NOT EVEN CALL to say you received my burrday package...

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sending Eva in a canoe to row some food over to Mr. Farmer. i dont know WHY it takes her so long, no one else is efficient like meeee

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finallyon twitterr...thx 4 taking so0 long to set up my account, Harsha -_-