Eeveebro279

I am the Suneater (Am 18+ in years of age)

[Eeveebro279 @eeveebro279]

Am I a blank account? Please say it ain’t so

[hana @naoyaxreader]

he’s scared to read the manga

[・K・ @0Stark24]

I love Cold War campaign but this moment will never be not funny

They really said would you rather save

A) the hot MI6 chick

B) the Israeli IDF Mosad dude

[Xin the Pug @003_pug90955]

Can Israelis act normal in other countries just once? Or are they required to act like retarded monkeys?

[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

This is so sad

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

any good bagel shop will make an absolutely disgusting looking themed cream cheese for major events and holidays. you never order this, but seeing it brings comfort

[Soren 🐈‍⬛️🍓☆°• @Sol_Artsy]

i like to hc all gothamites are now superstitious against coin flipping and dislike it

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

Backrooms WW2 and its a US Marine, IJA Officer, an SS Scientist, and a Red Army soldier running into each other.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

reporters still covering biden as every institution we have is getting gutted and/or weaponized

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s so awesome to make a show for teenagers where the message is “Killing yourself will teach all of your bullies a lesson”

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Bloomberg is owned by the world's 18th richest man.

Billionaires emit more carbon in one hour than a poor person does in a lifetime.

This is propaganda.

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship

[snowcie @sn0wcie]

"I jerked off to your products"
"Yo word? Dap me up bro"

[June ꩜ @hyxkkimxru]

CUPHEAD????? DIDNT THE CREATORS LITERALLY REMORTGAGED THEIR HOUSES TO FUND HIS GAME????? NOT INDIE???? FUCK YOUUU OMGGGG 😭😭😭😭

[Sadtiger @Sadtiger_117]

英語版です! [EN]

Gold Ship-chan

Translation/英訳 @TheParacite
Typeset/植字工@Sadtiger_117

#ウマ娘 #umamusume #UmaTranslations

[Chocolate Mint @Player1_Please]

Overly emotional guy VS ice-cold girl (1/2)
Translation/英訳 by @Wertyuiop14
Typeset/植字工 by @Player1_Please
Eng ver✨

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is so insane😭😭😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[Dave Crowley 🍉🐦‍⬛ @dcrowleyprod]

Genuinely an insanely scary moment, while we know Odin is powerful, the main extent of his strength up until this point is mainly shown as teleportation, surveillance and magic tricks. Finding out this old fucker is as physically strong as Thor makes you sit back. what a game