Eric Everman

Main developer of AndHow. Acoustic guitar player and Dad.

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“Blaze your glory!”
The new Twitter/X tagline so neatly captures what the tagline for X should be.

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All my X’s were tweet mess’ges.

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Claire’s is _the place_ for old model cellphone cases.

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If Artemis 1 blows up on launch hours after Trump launches his presidential campaign, people would make the connection, right?

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We’re these walls tope last Tuesday??

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TFW: You walk into the coffee shop you always go to, and all the people working there and sitting at the tables are different.

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And this is not what coffee tastes like, is it??

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@D_Blodgett I’ll give you 50%. “Inbox zero” has its value right in the name.

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Ultra-wealthy of the 1980s: “I loved my new shaver so much, I bought the company!”

Ultra-wealthy of 2022: “I hate this company so much, I bought it and fired all of its employees!”

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@D_Blodgett MF has a short summary of his discoveries about Mastodon:
https://t.co/3NeEMGEmoB

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MN is in the top 12!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The top 12 states to live in

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@edheil TFW you come across a new and interesting looking meme, spend an hour researching it only to discover that ship has sailed / statue destroyed, so there is nothing to add to it.

:-/

Thanks for reading to the end…

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Classic conditioning, right? If you drink coffee when you feel sleepy, your body learns to be sleepy when you drink coffee.
Solution: Drink coffee when you are sleepy AND not sleepy.

[Sami Main, MDiv @samimain]

is there a reason i feel sleepy after drinking coffee? did i cross some sort of caffeine threshold and go back all the way around?

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@edheil Random thought collider:

CurtainsForYou - Like Affordable Floors, but overtones.

ThreeIfByAir - Funny how set in their time they were. At this point GB could even arrive by…. checks notes… air. They could arrive by air.

AlexaOrderACaseOfRiceCakes - Punish the gullible.

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@edheil Similar here - Why did I ever use a real?? And the pressure to choose a new name - Sum up a lifetime into a few characters that perfectly captures all of it, has universal cleverness, extra special cleverness for those who are clever and isn’t taken. Hmm.

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@bringmethenews Always kinda liked this guy!

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@scottsteg Well, there is this - I feel like it may be part of the answer, but I haven’t had a chance to try to apply it.

https://t.co/b4w7fCxaBl

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@edheil On the plus side, I know how to fix a cert error. …But that assumes I can log into my fridge.