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Situationship with the Milwaukee Bucks

[key @eezey_]

Wow. Just destroyed my GOAT’s face… wow

[key @eezey_]

Most “Father Stretch My Hands” moment of all time

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Dude

[key @eezey_]

Right handed but I hold my weendog with my left #LeBronJames

[key @eezey_]

And why do you think they killed themselves you dumb fuck

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Victims of Trans Genocide" march

I checked up these names and nearly all of them died by suicide, natural causes, or a romantic partner:

[key @eezey_]

I gotta get into hockey man. This Stanley cup finals has looked insane

[key @eezey_]

@oktabrz Or maybe cause it’s NA not USA lol

[Med @Medhoops]

This really the greatest play ever

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Me locking in after remembering why he answered like that

[key @eezey_]

“WCF was the real finals” yeah suck my balls

[key @eezey_]

@VidaVivaDiva Have you tried this brand new technology called an… antenna?

[key @eezey_]

@Boyslowdownn No.

[key @eezey_]

@fuckoffale One time my ex unblocked me and her boyfriend ADDED me on Snapchat to show me they got back together… okay

[key @eezey_]

@TheDunkCentral @GeryWoelfel I’m begging us to take this shit😭😭

[key @eezey_]

With what I saw Shai doing last night, you can longer call me a fake fan for not respecting the way he plays

[key @eezey_]

THIS IS TREASON BY DEFINITION

you know… the only crime outlined in the constitution of our awesome country

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

[key @eezey_]

Gave me attitude when I asked for the cup I paid for and forgot the cheese for my fries…

I get why fast food workers get drinks thrown at them bro

[key @eezey_]

@QsamaBJohnston He violated probation. You like… already has a prior..

[key @eezey_]

@usermooseontwt Don’t act like you don’t know

[key @eezey_]

@E_3O5_ “I love it when the same 4 teams are in the conference finals every year. Yes I’m from Tel Aviv… how could you tell?”

[key @eezey_]

@Dickbrain123 Graduated college, doesn’t know the difference between bawling and balling😭