liz 📌

esoteric wizard lady | 24 | 818

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[joe bro @jbromovies]

I love caffeine free diet soda I’m just sipping on brown bullshit for no reason

[liz 📌 @eezleez]

this makes me unreasonably upset

[daily maya hawke @dailymayahawkee]

maya hawke stuns at the 2025 met gala

[liz 📌 @eezleez]

i don’t need 100 men to beat a gorilla i need 5:
1. paddy the baddy (for agile attacks)
2. prime mike tyson (for the grit and strength)
3. dave blunts (gorilla counterweight)
4. shaq (height advantage)
5. me (strategy and bait)

[liz 📌 @eezleez]

kvothe my babygirl

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

ever since I started treating sports like reality tv it’s all so much fun. he rly is like a messy veteran housewife who refuses to follow the reunion dress code cuz she thinks she’s above it

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

in general i’ve kind of dismissed this all as one crash leading to more reporting on all crashes but seriously was pete buttigieg sitting in a hatch typing a sequence into a computer every 108 minutes or something

[aarøn. @ayroned]

A single 1st rounder for Luka mean he must have been eating a rack of ribs and watching porn in the middle of every practice

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This is even funnier now

[liz 📌 @eezleez]

if I was a mavericks fan I’d kill myself

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Yes, this is real. Sources tell ESPN: Full trade:

- Lakers: Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber, Markieff Morris

- Mavericks: Anthony Davis, Max Christie, 2029 LAL 1st

- Jazz: Jalen Hood-Schifino, 2025 Clippers 2nd, 2025 Mavericks 2nd

[Mr Overprayed @MrOverprayed]

Being drunk is a choice

Just had around 17 shots

Everyone else stumbling and mumbling

I am laser sharp

I don't allow drunkenness in my body

Ever.

Self-control by the power of the Holy Spirit

I will be up at 4 AM.

May no demons have dominion over my body

Spirit > flesh

[Maddie Urquhart @rocketgobrrrrr]

mike tyson only needs pennsylvania, michigan, and wisconsin and he can beat jake paul

[liz 📌 @eezleez]

and this is why men, even leftist men, are a part of the problem. women choosing to not have sex with men is not “rape culture” what the fuck are you on about??

[josh! @queersocialism]

the way you guys talk about sex strikes is deeply concerning to me. sex is not something only men enjoy. and it is certainly not (or shouldn’t be!) something that happens to women. please find a new angle preferably one that is not baked in rape culture. maybe an actual strike!

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

Removing slavery was on the ballot in California. It literally had no opposition campaign at all, and it still lost.