aoife

arguably the best tweeter in the tristate area

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Almost vomited in the #newmanbuilding on my way to #racialtheory. Only real ones like @CuddyFaye know........

Feeling: sick and queasy

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@CuddyFaye hey....... long time no tweet. Sitting here reading and giggling at our comedic genius. This will be the first of many tweets....mark my words...

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Poolside oh poolside,
I am enamored by your bubble, slurp and pop... however as i venture to the latrine (shitter), i cannot help but notice the absolute stench of someones bowel bubble, slurp and pooping.

Why? Every time? It smells like a hot shart?

Feeling: buzzed (2pm zyn)

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@scott_cait Hey my fellow september 24th comrades! Spss is not as much my issue however why did i almost fail introduction to sociology? #weird
Feeling: low like my gpa

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@scott_cait Oh cait scott i have yet forgotten that you are in our dubland at the moment! So jealous of u rn. Will be there so shortly to gym and poolside with you.
Take on that world diva.
🥂

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@CuddyFaye @elonmusk Oh gaye cuddy how i miss you. Bobtard has a haircut appointment this week.... get ready for FRESH BOB. Elon has been suspiciously quiet... wonder if hes in space rn or maybe epst***ns island🤷‍♀️

[aoife @efacoughlan]

X oh x.... by you i feel vexed as in this place which i reflect, i cannot help but feel decomplexed.
Feeling: high

[aoife @efacoughlan]

THIS IS A QUESTION FOR MY TWO GOOD FRIENDS @CuddyFaye AND @scott_cait !
Hey guys im really missing just dance and also think we should try zumba it sounds kind of fun. #tweet me back with your thoughts.
Feeling: dancey

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Ugh loveeeeeee a layertard moment. A wavebob is a bit jarring i would have to agree, @scott_cait so when is your haircut to match?

[aoife @efacoughlan]

This learning curve is a hoot (twitter humor that only pros like me and @CuddyFaye would get). I would also like to add that i miss you both and need to sit on the mega couch for 6 fortnights upon my arrival.
Feeling: like welcoming @scott_cait to the haven (twitter)

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Oh dear me @scott_cait ! Does your family also not have toilet paper and just pink napkins? Majorly curious over here #brokebehaviour

[Cait Scott @scott_cait]

@efacoughlan @CuddyFaye Hi efa. Got contaminated again whilst holidaying for Xmas. Just recovered #warrior #survivor

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@CuddyFaye @elonmusk Oh gaye cuddy how i miss you. Bobtard has a haircut appointment this week.... get ready for FRESH BOB. Elon has been suspiciously quiet... wonder if hes in space rn or maybe epst***ns island🤷‍♀️

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Hey twitter (@CuddyFaye ) long time no tweet! Sitting on the beach pondering harder than marx did. Feel the overwhelming need to delete my social media, NOT TWITTER OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!! However just letting my greatest confidants and companions (faye and @elonmusk ) my thoughts

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Hey guys let a girl know (the word limit is killing me)

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Dear twittler (@CuddyFaye )
Would a specialist in x (twitter) be an exorcist??
Let me know in the comments below

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Please send prayers and healing wishes to my good good friend @CuddyFaye

She could have died... 3% chance of survival i hear.

Ik her ass ate that chicken TO THE BONE due to the stress of it all

Feeling: remorseful by

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@CuddyFaye @Deliveroo Sarah wiener is OUT today. Shes having a diva moment.......... HOWEVER this foul mood may be turned around IF @Deliveroo would decide to hire my good good friend @CuddyFaye to bring me my kale ceasar every other day. RECOUP THIS GIRLS BIKE COSTS!!!!
Feeling: empowered

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Dear my good friend @CuddyFaye

I am in the first class train car. I waited too late to book a ticket and was forced to pay 48 great british pounds on this delightful 2 hour experience! Yet its kind of awesome and im having a great time
Feeling: so high oh my god

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Dear twitter,
My foolish foolish friend @CuddyFaye believes that a CHILD (girl in pink sweater) could really handle a untoasted orange and saucy🤣😂 PLEASEEEEEEEE😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It is far too much for a simpleton child to understand..... especially these #genalpha
Feeling: bemused

[aoife @efacoughlan]

Coming to you live from the bottom right of @CuddyFaye !!!!!!! So blessed to be in this great great hotel in AMSTERDAM with my great great friends. COFFEES AND PASTRIES TOMORROWWWWWWW

Feeling: ready to explore

[aoife @efacoughlan]

@CuddyFaye ....... dearest faye cuddy. It is saturday eve and i find myself missing you😓. I fixed a fly infestation in the kirtchen today. Am now writing my essay in bed. Love you gal

Feeling:accomplished