Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺

43, Definitely bent, especially as I'm living with Ankylosing Spondylitis. Partnered for 23 years with a giant (well, 6'5'', same diff!) (He/Him)

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

Just a heads up if you're checking my account because I've been snarky or challenged you for being a bigot.

I'm sick of what you lot have done to the twitter I've enjoyed for over a decade. So you *will* be muted. §

§ I'll advise you when this happens, don't worry, you'll know.

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

Are we getting the return of Colonel Brimmicombe-Wood @ScottishSun? Or is RTD falling back on his glory days?

(I love RTD, from QaF to Who, Tofu/Banana/Cucumber, It's a Sin - all great shows that nailed it. But what's wrong with letting new people bring new ideas? 🤷)

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@Nigel_Farage @TheSun To make it more difficult to forge should they add an image of the Reeducation camps he supported in the Mau Mau uprising? Or a squad of the Black and Tans beating the people of Ireland?

It's all about remembering history, right?

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@CharlieIMaGIRL @TRobinsonNewEra Matt 7:5 - "You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye."

That's 3 times your book of fairy tales has contradicted you. And 0 rebuttals. Tell me, Boston Bot, are you powered by Truth social?

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@AllieRenison @EssexPR @Keir_Starmer @X @elonmusk He hasn't, it's a quote from Minister for Technology Liz Kendall saying that the government would completely support Ofcom if they decided a ban was appropriate. But considering the increased uptick of lies and disinformation I can't say it's a bad idea.

https://t.co/kl7b1wmE5d

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer @X Wait, how is he *now* illegitimate? Did someone find nearly 3 million votes for Titchy Richie the Tetchy Techie and I missed it? Did the House have a vote of No Confidence? Did I fall asleep for 5 years and wake up after the next election?

Or are you lying?

#ShutdownXUK

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@AnnaMcGovernUK @RupertLowe10 Show us on the tweet where he threatened the two faced, lying, hypocritical Cnut...

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@CharlieIMaGIRL @TRobinsonNewEra I don't feel any way. It's your book of fairy tales quoting your spiritual leader.

I suggest you try to be comfortable reading more scripture as he also said "Turn the other cheek" (Matt 5:29, Luke 6:29). I wouldn't want you to sound ignorant of your own religion.

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@TheGriftReport @RupertLowe10 I hope you have a pile of cow shit sprayed over your house while you're out in the garden shagging your flag.

Am I saying I'm going to do it? No? Am I instructing others to? No. I'm just saying that I hope it happens.

Noel Edmonds calls it "cosmic ordering".

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@TRobinsonNewEra So you're getting pissed and having a scrap on a random Spanish bar crawl again?

And will your sex abuser mates be using Twitter & Grok to make CSA porn while you're doing it, or save it for later and fight for you like they usually do?

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@CharlieIMaGIRL @TRobinsonNewEra Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

It's not ambiguous, he shouldn't be there "as a Christian"

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@DrWaldmiller @TRobinsonNewEra Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full."

It's not ambiguous, he shouldn't be there "as a Christian"

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@TRobinsonNewEra How do your "Christian" beliefs match the Bible Stephen?

Leviticus 19:34 for example?

"The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God."

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

I see the Millennials in political office are just as desperate to drag the ladder up behind them as the Boomers were. The UK "boomed" in the Victorian era, mid 20th Century, and the 90s - all times when we attracted people here rather than push them away. 🤬 @ShabanaMahmood

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

Hey @SecWar, I'm wondering if you've considered the only logical solution to the current (not in anyway homoerotic) requirements for service members over at MiniPeace?

You could bring back "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" although I think everyone's stopped asking now.

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

Hey @jaketapper, do you think that context doesn't matter? Ed Martin is a hyper partisan activist - not an independent party. The two paragraph introduction to this free press release on behalf of the regime would be perfect for Fox or Newsmax.

https://t.co/MFjfwmWiqx

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@uksnowmap @axios You're still one of my favourite examples of the flexibility and usefulness of once-upon Twitter. 😉

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@pookerella @axios @uksnowmap I know, but the principle is the same, as is the implementation. Which is the whole idea - tracking ICE agents may be considered "doxxing" (it isn't), but tracking "Weather patterns" isn't. And with the loss of funding to meteorological studies crowdsourcing may be the answer. 😉

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@Joey7Barton @UKLabour @ShabanaMahmood Thank goodness this is a new issue that Mr Toad of Toad Hall has never been accused of himself. Nearly a decade ago. In a Parliamentary committee.

https://t.co/9tfV5G83ri

Because that would be embarrassing... 😉

[Ethan Kristopher-Hartley (5mnth BE) 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇪🇺 @efan78]

@terrybythebay Can someone explain what's going on with these kids' faces? Kirk's face was all huddled up in the middle looking like it was scared it would fall off the edge.

And this kid has eyes that clearly don't even want to share the same state, never mind face! 😁