Dr. Pike Pakowski

Everton fan from south

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

Just a regular killer bean video, nothing NHS related at all...

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

If you were there from the start, why did you condone his rape and sexual assault jokes

[Mo Syed @MoSyed110]

I’ve stayed quiet over the last few days, but I feel like I need to say something.

Since JJ’s announcement, I’ve received thousands of messages. Criticism comes with the job and people are entitled to their opinions.

What isn’t okay is the racial abuse, messages telling me to kill myself, and people warning me to “watch out” over a decision that wasn’t mine to make.

The narrative that I’ve somehow recently appeared and had a major influence over this decision is very very strange to me.

This year marks almost 11 years of working alongside JJ.

I wasn’t just brought in recently, and I certainly wasn’t brought in to convince JJ to become someone he’s not. Long before any recent changes, I was there from the FIFA days, the boxing, the Epic Sax Guy performance, the vlogs, the dramas, the wins, the losses and everything in between, I’ve been lucky enough to witness and help document a huge part of JJ’s journey.

For those who don’t know, one of the starting points of my career was working with the boys. I’ve worked on content across both JJ’s channels and Sidemen projects for over a decade. Some of my earliest opportunities came through them, and I’ll always be grateful for that.

That’s why it’s strange seeing people talk as if I’ve suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

The Sidemen played a huge role in my career and I’ll always be grateful for everything they did for me.

The idea that I’ve spent years helping build content around JJ and the Sidemen, only to suddenly turn up and start pulling strings behind the scenes, just doesn’t reflect reality.

The reality is simple.

JJ is his own man. Anyone who has worked with him knows that. He makes his own decisions and always has.

You don’t have to agree with his decision. You don’t have to like it. That’s completely fair.

But blaming people around him because you’re upset doesn’t make it true.

Almost 11 years ago, JJ gave me an opportunity that changed my life. I’ve stood by him through every chapter since, and I’m not going to apologise for continuing to support someone I’ve worked alongside for over a decade.

I understand emotions are high right now because people care. That’s a testament to what JJ and the Sidemen built over the years.

Nothing but love and respect for JJ, the Sidemen boys, the team, and the fans who have supported all of us over the years ❤️

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

I know Bowen isnt a progressive signing but he will come in and instantly give us goals

[#MykolenkoOUT @_EFCCarlos_]

I will genuinely give up if we end up with Bowen

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

Everton fans have the right to be salty the way gordon left but the fact that our academy player is going to one of the biggest clubs in europe over being the face of the new everton era is a testament to how badly run the club is

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

We could have had a gordon and gibbs white at the hill dickinson

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are closing in on Anthony Gordon deal, here we go expected soon! 💣

Understand Barça will pay €70m fixed fee plus add-ons, total package can go slightly over €80m.

#NUFC board prepared to accept but owners green light needed. ⏳

🎥 https://t.co/t0RTRt2KS8

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Now show your record of calling out Israel Andy

[Danz🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @zinownh]

gitfed arsenal points
stole points from citeh
went to keep on spurs in the league

[bray @maybebrayyy]

Thomas Tuchel might not have picked on form, but has he picked on raw talent? Also no. But has he picked based on past winning experience? No. But has he picked on full ability? No again

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

This is all funny until a Charlie hebdo happens again

[Zara Hussain @zarahussain999]

Tommy Robinson Unite the Kingdom.
It was a matter of time before the Islamophobia would start. It’s sickening behaviour.

As Muslims, we shouldn’t have to tolerate this in our home…… England.

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

Ndaiye needs to stop ghosting

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

This is what would happen if you replace the word "Muslim" with "Jews" in Trevor Phillips quotes:

[nass @nasscrave]

uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human?

china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

@_EFCCarlos_ Absolute joke

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

only kentuky in the uk is chicken cottage mate

[Dr. Stanley Sunday Iserhienrhien PharmD @DrSundaystanley]

@ChimDrag @XYTI0 @Adejibo @Rxblaize I will even give you an example of a UK hospital as google is always our friend

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

@_luke1878_ @nocontextEFC Pound for pound he has been one of our best signings

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

@_EFCCarlos_ Sell on feeeeee

[Bengali Supremacist 🇧🇩 @HaQ_mAn]

If someone’s dying then they should eat what they want , it doesn’t matter

[paki champagne @brokebutimcute]

“You keep the World Cup. We are keeping the World”

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

@Leotardo25 Does he now know that the mughals had to become Shia to get funding from the safavids for their campaigns. Then after they converted back to Sunni islam

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

DCL would not have finished that beto goal

[Dr. Pike Pakowski @efcpak]

Loooooooooooool

[Dr.AY @Ayomik2025]

Somewhere in the world, the fourth best candidate in a national recruitment will not get a job because they did not graduate from the right kind of university despite beating candidates from those universities......welcome to the 1800s