Edward Fedman / eFedpool

I’m a fucking eFed Character! I did it! Take that High School English teacher that said my handlers writing would never get him anywhere. Now read the pinned.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

OOC: Like… legit OOC. Not the stuff I plan on doing with this character. Yes. I know. It’s dumb.

You don’t have to tell me.

You can, of course. It’s a free… world… I guess? Who fucking knows anymore.

Anyway, I probably won’t listen. It’s literally just for funsies.

[S.E.B. @TheSEBEmpire]

//@UGWC #OutlastRP

W/ @Lucy_Wylde, @efedpool & @PMN_Pierce

Vs. #TeamPenn

Team S.E.B. presents… Hungover

https://t.co/91mWmGixkg

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@impossiblebetsy We’d match!

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@TheSEBEmpire @impossiblebetsy What in the William Shakescock is going on here?!

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Unfucked*

Ducking autocurrent.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Quit teasing and put it in already.

I might not go untucked, but I’m not making it easy for you big man.

I like it rough - thankfully my pants don’t have much give.

See you tomorrow snookums

😘😘😘

[ʏᴜʀɪᴇᴠɪᴄʜ • ᴜɴᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ • ᴜɢᴡᴄ ᴡʜᴄ @TUKxENIGMA]

You tried to find a different ending.
A different version to solve the ENIGMA.

This is the only one that exists.
There has only ever been one.

Empires. Monsters. Champions.
Everything breaks eventually.

Tomorrow — Synergy.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@VhodkaBlack I’ll add that to the list of instructions you sent me.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Be honest. It's me isn't it?

[violet✧*｡ @violettweets_]

what do these colors remind you of?

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@VhodkaBlack You got my picture!

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@impossiblebetsy You DID want me to join in!

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Hi new friend!!!!

[Recalibrating @impossiblebetsy]

This fucking guy...

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@impossiblebetsy Well now you're making me feel bad. Stop that. I'm comic relief, I can't self-reflect.

I promise, next time I walk in on you balls deep, I'll keep my eyes on you at all times.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@impossiblebetsy If it's any consolation, I was looking more at Seb than you…

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

By her husband… so. Enjoy. Or don't...

Hate read me like a grudge fuck if you want.

I'll still take it as a win 😘

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

And while we’re posting shit… here. Read this.

https://t.co/Owd80gZ5kA

It's against @TUKxENIGMA.

It also features @TheSEBEmpire (for clout) and @impossiblebetsy (for talent) and also mentions @VhodkaBlack in a way that could get me cancelled (by the community) and murdered..

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

#NewProfilePic OMG. I’m so fucking hawt!!!

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Read the RP that will lead to my demise and abject humiliation!

[ʏᴜʀɪᴇᴠɪᴄʜ • ᴜɴᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ • ᴜɢᴡᴄ ᴡʜᴄ @TUKxENIGMA]

🜃 HINGE OF WORLDS 🜃
Fragment I — The Crack in the Room

The compass finally moved.
Not toward north.
Toward the seam.

Some men think they live above the moment. Monday night, we find out what happens when the crack closes.

READ HERE [https://t.co/DC6aBWS5Cf]

#Synergy483

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@VhodkaBlack @TUKxENIGMA Always…

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Wait. Who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to have another one in one match?!

And @TUKxENIGMA again?!

Fuck me.

I'm getting skull fucked into oblivion.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

@TUKxENIGMA This is just rude.

[Edward Fedman / eFedpool @efedpool]

Hey, @NoelleRivrs… I’m a big fan.

Also, I was asking around for people who could help me be meaner and for some reason they said you.

I don’t know why, you seem like an absolute delight.

Also, you were apparently trained by my pet ferret which is a little weird.