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multifaceted crybaby

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Should I start being religious, get on glp1, or both

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People be like I’m in a weird mood and then put on lemon glow… and I’m people

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Talked about AMC kabuki theater 7 for at least 3 minutes on my date last night #EndearingNerd #NoWorries

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#ISurvivedClubDarc #WantedToLeaveAt1 #MyFriendSaidAFewMoreSongs #SoIStayedTilClose #Im26 #AndTired

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Men enjoying house music is cringe #ClubDarc

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#MyEntireBodyIsSore #26YearsOld #AndHeHasntTexted

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Playing capture the flag in ggp is so activity you do when you’re waiting for a guy to text you back

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Got a lot of traction on my self-issued apology post for movie theater misconduct last night

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I know I’m surrounding myself with good people because I mentioned tech week to two of my friends and neither of them knew what it was

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the walk home alone from a scary movie in sf is pretty unfortunate because it often looks like this outside

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Just realized I need to get a bf before El Niño so I don’t have to go on dates in the rain #FuckMyLife

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Weddings may seem like they��re about “celebrating” “love” but they are actually about gameplay and forming alliances

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My friend tried to set me up with someone and he said he’s not interested because he’s taking a break from dating to focus on RIDING HIS BIKE #SF

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Lifting is all about having fun and never increasing weight on lat pulldowns

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My fatass recognized that the cookies one of my coworkers brought in were from Jane just by the LOOK of the cookies. You fake cookie heads could never

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If you’re wondering why not tomorrow it’s because I have debauchery on the schedule this weekend (wedding)

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Coachella diet starts Oct 1 dead ahh

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This is really important to me personally

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Robert Eggers (‘Nosferatu’ & ‘Werwulf’) is set to direct an adaptation of ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ for Focus Features.

(https://t.co/QUa1lNXWh6)

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I need a new crush badly it’s an emergency

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I wish I could wear a mini dress to a black tie wedding bc being a tall girl in a long dress is like so much DRESS fee fi fo fum look at the giant in blue floral you know

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@zachglabman Hard agree