to celebrate my penis officially being 4cm today i giveaway a stiletto marble fade
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@avesstaa_ @0_7_user was bist du für eine schlampe du schamlose hure wie kannst du sowas lustig finden stell dir vor deinem der dich nicht liebt passiert sowas ist dann nicht mehr so lustig oder
Women:
You dont get married for instagram.
You dont get married to spend money.
You dont get married to annoy your ex.
You dont get married for fun, or freedom.
You get married to BELONG to and DEDICATE yourself to your man.
Are you really ready?
There's a woman from Poland who writes me each day
She says if I am Morpheus that she is The Oracle
She assures me in no uncertain terms,
That without me, the next generation of men would have been doomed.
And she has the most beautiful handwriting I've ever seen.