D A S H

[D A S H @eff_Dash]

Our parents shall live to see us succeed 🙏🏼

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

Motherland wan kill her pikin.

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Lack of money is delaying my true colours 😩

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Amazon will take ANY excuse. They just want you to leave them alone. Your dog ate your homework??? BET. Here’s your money back 😂

[🫧 @sijuagain]

God heard you...Be patient.

[Dr Kezia Basigah Tabang @kay_basseydr]

We have to explain to you why you shouldn’t sleep with children
Vim vim 👍👍

[Mr. OJ @_Just_ice]

“ah but we all bought waakye 20 cedis,why is your own heavier than mine”

me in the queue whiles you were buying;

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

i mistakenly sent a woman i constantly buy something from money, i called her and told about it and she blocked me immediately.

she thinks i’m a random person, she go surprise when she see me for her shop tomorrow morning😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

“can i call you and cry”

call na make we do competition

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

It’s not fair ooo

Nigerians it’s not fair how we just quit on each other any slight chance we get.

[AyStanx @Aystanx]

Remember in Uni, one of our coursemates had asthma attack from changing exam halls about 4 times under hot sun, we all stood and said if she's not fit to write, then no one is writing that exam that day. Some fools went inside hall to start oo, na me go pursue all of them. 😂😂

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

You cannot humble me… my confidence was not built from compliments.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Get pregnant or go to prison
Me:

[ESPN @espn]

Woody and Buzz would be proud👏

See Toy Story 5 only in theaters today 🍿

(via rebekahbean/IG)

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

the girl in the pink is terrifyingly good at this

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Fighting this nigga in the prime had to be some bullshit

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Five minutes after washing your clothes

Weather 👇🏾

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.