You know how every year it seems there’s more of your mates getting engaged, more of your mates having babies? Well now it feels like more and more are doing marathons and that worries me the most.
SPOTTED: Miley Cyrus buying herself four large Easter eggs for £10 at an Asda store in Derby.
“Don’t need no-one else to get them for me,” she told fellow shoppers
Just FYI, the white Rolls-Royce Phantom in which the disgusting Stephen Bear arrived at court today is 19 years old, has done 146,000 miles, is actually silver, was out of MOT until yesterday and can be hired for £475 a day from Essex Wedding Car Hire