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umm lowkey ur kinda sexy... don’t make me shoot u. u sexy mother fucker

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Full disclaimer if you see this then know that my following posts are pretty messed up and I think about some weird stuff

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It said whip for 30 seconds. I have been dancing for an hour and my egg whites are still not fluffy.

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@JoeBiden The way this country is divided Mr.Joe everyone might as well be enemies. Personally idgaf who was elected. I voted for you, thinking of others. However the entire world is watching now, which means if you make one screw up, even if it is small, the country will be pissed.

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Lmao isn’t Menopause just the button right next to the play button?

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The PS5 looks like a fuckin WiFi Router, the XBOX Series X looks like a brick. What the actual fuck

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Yo fuck asian people. Like in the good way.

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It’s been a minute but fuck Nyan Cat

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@9anime_ 9anime iOS down :,( what’s up?

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If a person is half the size of an average person and they rob a bank, will they also only get Half Of the time

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I would like to cuddle but all y’all females are either whack or whacky

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If being with someone on #Valentines2020 is a crime then I am a law abiding citizen.

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Drip so wet call it a pussy

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I fuck some flour call me “inbred”

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Girls will cheat on you, and blame it on bein an aquarium

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Kobe

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@CHILLINCOCHINA

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Hard Cock Cafe

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Hard Rock Cafe more like hard dick cause it’s fucking my bank account.

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I am renaming my girlfriends dog five miles, so I can tell her I ran over five miles today.

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Don’t have money for an abortion? Chuck her down the stairs!
Call now and get the good ole wired hanger for FREE!

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What is the minimum amount of money it would take to have someone shove a 6 inch cactus (with its prickly bits) up your ass?