We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.
Tyrese Haliburton tells Speedy that he’s CONFUSED how people POORER than him are flying private when it’s EXPENSIVE even for him, even though he’s currently on a $244 MILLION contract with the Pacers 🤯🛩️👀
“Flying private is a little ridiclous. I see dudes fly private, who I make a lot more money than, and when I was getting these quotes for flying private, I had to call my financial advisor like ‘Am I missing something?’ I know I make way more this guy and he’s flying private everytime… I can’t do that everytime, it makes me sick.”
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Chargers offense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler
White ppl don’t have what it takes to deal with Indians; it’s time to unleash the niggas. Build public housing in Indian communities open a few hookah bars that play trap music and they will self deport by Christmas
If Bush had done 9/11 he would have framed Iraq. If Israel had done 9/11 it would have framed Palestinians. Neither would have pinned it on a couple dozen random failsons hiding in caves in Afghanistan instead. Why would they? Truthers can never answer this