effie

Control is where it belongs, with Her.

Orgasm denial is better than Christmas 🎄. Relapsed stoner.

[effie @effiecakes]

effie's last spew https://t.co/r4CqahCFZJ
#locktober #chastity

[Graham Farrar @grahamfarrar]

DEA brief to DEA Judge...

"Marijuana can no longer remain in Schedule I because it no longer satisfies two of the three statutory requirements of 21 U.S.C. § 812(b)." (p. 49)

"The vast majority of individuals who use marijuana do so in a manner that does not result in dangers to themselves or to their communities." (p. 9)

"Consistently across databases, across drugs and over time, marijuana has shown fewer adverse outcomes than heroin and alcohol and has been ranked consistently last when compared to other substances for overdose causing death." (p. 9)

"38 states have established regulatory regimes that have allowed over 30,000 doctors to treat more than six million patients." (p. 49)

"The Opposed Parties' arguments have no merit." (p. 2)

https://t.co/spfrNRHNuR

[effie @effiecakes]

A remarkable world we live in.

[effie @effiecakes]

@HighAngel Old school. W/roach clip.

[effie @effiecakes]

Who can explain this thing called edc Las Vegas? It's really outside my wheelhouse.

[effie @effiecakes]

@Steeltoyz_de These are all different and unique. The penis pump experience generally lasts for minutes. The ball stretching, hours. Chastity goes for days, weeks or months.

[effie @effiecakes]

@Greenfairy_710 Ain't that the truth

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Happy 420 Day.

As always, we celebrate the 53rd anniversary of when Gail & Dale sang "One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither knew what the song was about. Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

[effie @effiecakes]

Happy Bicycle Day. https://t.co/lYErHsBYnO

[effie @effiecakes]

Gosh darn that fiendish LSD
https://t.co/Z9aYzhKREv

[effie @effiecakes]

https://t.co/GDlOi5Diwc

[effie @effiecakes]

@xAtomicGoddessx

[effie @effiecakes]

@Madamecaramel

[effie @effiecakes]

@ritaownsyouu Once you get on the chastity road, cumming just means you have to start over.

[Puck @Puckmeat]

Byron Noem might be the laziest sissy I've ever seen. No wig, no makeup, no women's clothes, no nails, no heels, just tig ol bitties and some duck lips. Imagine ruining your life that half heartedly. Like try again with some gusto

[effie @effiecakes]

@mygoddessmonica Balloons are OK in a pinch, but a proper set of breast forms would have been better.

[Dr. Lovejoy @FemdomTherapy]

I hope those three online Dommes he was supposedly chatting with turned him into a full on cock guzzling whore and made him suck on as many dicks as possible. And for fuck’s sake, teach that pathetic, dick sucking cuck how to actually stuff those bimbo balloon tits on right.

[effie @effiecakes]

He says it like it's a bad thing.

[Jon Michael Raasch @JMRaasch]

So Kristi Noem's husband apparently likes to crossdress and wear massive fake boobs...

National security experts warn it could have opened up the ex-Cabinet member to blackmail

What an insane report from @JoshTBoswell and @newshound990
https://t.co/f2DXZ5Vwtd

[effie @effiecakes]

In my life, cannabis consumption has been limited by: availability, cost, legality, risk of exposure. Legal recreational and edibles have removed those limits.

I can get as high as I want whenever I want. The only question is how long my streak will last.

[effie @effiecakes]

In the last 10 days i have taken a 10 MG gummy each evening. These are my observations:

1.) Discrete. No smoke, no smell, no roach.

2.) Convient. Just pop it in.

3.) Slow. This is the worst part. Bad for immediate gratification.

4.) Effective. So far, one is just fine.