The Todd Kelly

I brew a lot of beer. #BNArmy

[Helly_Telly @smargrie]

@elonmusk Tesla FSD skips handicapped parking spots by default, discriminating against disabled drivers like me with plates. Add a profile setting in the Tesla app for users to prioritize accesible parking legally. #teslafsd #accessibility

[Lars Marius Garshol @larsga]

Finally, after 8.5 years, this massive new farmhouse yeast paper is out! We've analyzed no less than 1760 yeast samples, and discovered that there is more farmhouse yeast than all known modern beer yeast put together. New results about contamination, too.

https://t.co/Y2bKt56rl8

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@ThreeOnePour A trip to GR without going to Founders would be a mistake.
Brewery Vivant is my favorite food+beer place. I dream of duck nachos.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@BobbyBump @beermadeclear They will all be let go. The facility will be dismantled. The brewery was never taken care of. It’s been literally falling apart for years.
Whatever claims they make will prove to be false promises as always.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@beermadeclear Did you pick the nicest review?

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@mrsnow_makes @Jonny_Imperial @JsdSupply @chairmanwon @3DPrint_com NO civilian should have access to snow assault shoes.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

Get Jesus, and beer.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

First #HomebrewCon2022 shenanigan accomplished.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

Heading to Pittsburgh today. Hope to see some of you at @HomebrewAssoc #HomebrewCon2022 this week!

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@MadCityBeerGeek Yeah. Ammo companies have dropped the ball on hunting calibers.
Prices have gone crazy for everything.
Try https://t.co/7FAXiKHapE.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@MadCityBeerGeek What caliber?

Why don’t you just buy them online?

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

I didn’t realize it was that time of year where every craft beer wishes it could be as good as @SierraNevada #Celebration

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@chairmanwon

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

This happened to my son almost every year from elementary school through 8th grade. I told the principals I was proud of my son and rewarded him with 2 days of amazing activities every time.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@ThreeOnePour @pdmcguirelaw Literally all of those market a product.

The picture you posted also tells a story but apparently you don’t like it. There’s just nothing controversial here. Art shouldn’t be contained.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@JoelBrews Craft beer’s fault: methane concentration directly proportional to yeast-packed hazy IPA production.
I’m a scientist, you can’t argue with me.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@ThreeOnePour @pdmcguirelaw So it’s fine if it’s news media, movies, television, video games, music, or “fine” art. But beer shouldn’t be allowed to express creativity or humorous art. Got it.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

@ThreeOnePour @pdmcguirelaw Really? This is creative and funny. “The beer blew his mind.” It’s Halloween season. There’s nothing insensitive about this.

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

Yikes. Watch how the despots spend our money. $1000 incentive for city employees to get vaccinated while mandates for millions are clear: get vaccinated or lose your job.
Whatever your beliefs, the unfettered spending is unconscionable

[Frederick News-Post @frednewspost]

Aldermen to examine proposal for relief funds, $1K vaccine incentive program
https://t.co/Ro8qFIanpH via @RMarshallFNP

[The Todd Kelly @effingbeer]

YEAH. GIVE IT BACK TO US.

[Comptroller Peter Franchot @peterfranchot]

With an extra $5 billion in the bank, the State has a once-in-a-generation opportunity to invest in our greatest asset -- our people. 1/3 https://t.co/EYFBDGCNvI