Stacey Schipper

Data janitor and cat herder extraordinaire. Stopping the tools from wagging the analytics.

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

Hey @panerabread : before making half-baked statements to the press to downplay the size of a breach, perhaps you should make sure the problem doesn't extend to all other parts of your business, like https://t.co/rSpkwc3y1v, etc. Only proper response is to deep six entire site

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Imagine being so blinded by politics you’d dismiss Americans fighting for drinkable water saying their lives sucked before the hurricane. https://t.co/H9d0pUi5Fk

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@realDonaldTrump The counter-protesters had TWO pemits (adjacent parks.) How do I know? #opendata #GovTech

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

I know I wish I could! https://t.co/QVzy8IwIPv

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

You Can't Learn Everything
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https://t.co/pEr6UOvVez

[Sarah Mei @sarahmei]

There is no such thing as objectively good code. There is only code that is meeting your current needs, and code that isn't.

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

We're a React shop, with a bit of legacy Backbone and jQuery mixed in here and there.

Would you like to take a look at the codebase?

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@juropel of course :)

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@kolb @juropel Ahh!Two liberals from DEN with an interest in #Gov! Good job!

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@kolb Yes?

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

SQLife ✊

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

git reset --hard 2015

[The Associated Press @AP]

.@AP finds cops have misused databases on many occasions to check out women, colleagues, reporters and celebrities.

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

When you get tired of the figurative hamster wheel that is your career so you upgrade to the real thing

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@mitchellbyars @_anthonyhahn Are y'all doing a free chlorine flush in Boulder?

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

@mitchellbyars Is the Boulder PD scanner available online? That sounds entertaining!

[Stacey Schipper @EffingData]

#FridayFeeling Tired at work but you can change your font in SQL Developer to Comic Sans!

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

Don't try to understand coders. Coders understand coders and they hate each other.

[Dr. Kevin Peter Hickerson @KPHickerson]

Americans are going to be so mad when they realize Pokemon Go tricked them into exercising.