Sam

When the truth walks away everybody stays cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Congrats, Mr. Bumgarner. 200 Ks. #SFGiants

[Sam @effinlady]

@cassandraaarose where at?

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Let’s get one thing clear: I never joined HYDRA. They held a “free” buffet at my hotel and they made us watch a video but I never signed up.

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on may counts ... but you cannot deny he's got style... (Phienas Nigellus, Book 5)

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Just 10 days left till the release of Blood and Wine!

Pre-order now at: https://t.co/WyxKZU932c

[Sam @effinlady]

@Red_Elder gettin that OT

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak. (Dumbledore, Book 1)

[Sam @effinlady]

My main purpose for having a Twitter is so I can feel closer to @jk_rowling. Bless me with your wit and greatness!

[Sam @effinlady]

@cassandraaarose don't ask questions, just enjoy it while you can!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Arthur lived, so Lupin had to die. I'm sorry. I didn't enjoy doing it. The only time my editor ever saw me cry was over the fate of Teddy. 😢

[Harry Potter TV Series @hpotterquotes]

No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does. (Hagrid, Book 4)

[Sam @effinlady]

Out and about.

[Sam @effinlady]

@mearflores started book 5 this week🙃

[Sam @effinlady]

#ravenpuff forever.

[Sam @effinlady]

Life motto.

[Sam @effinlady]

My favorite. #jurassicpark

[Sam @effinlady]

Everyone's stoked about Friday and I'm on day 2 of a 6 day week.

[Sam @effinlady]

And they're turning us into monsters
Turning us into fire
Turning us into monsters
It's all desire

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Paused the movie at an inappropriate time.
https://t.co/I5JBSPkMXY