Effin’ Stork

I mail you @effinbirds shit in exchange for money. tweets by @i_am_ryan

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As the person responsible for the shipping of @EffinBirds physical inventory, I often find myself having to make some very significant life choices.

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There was a solid 5 minutes where @TheDentoronto and @aaronreynolds had me convinced this bird was animatronic. #birdsarentreal

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I met Scully at @TheDentoronto’s booth at @FANEXPOCANADA.

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Hey Toronto! Come see @aaronreynolds and I at @FANEXPOCANADA today for your last chance to get some sweet shit without having to pay for stupid exchange and stupid shipping!

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TORONTO: find me today and all weekend at @FANEXPOCANADA in Artist’s Alley. I brought all kinds of weird and hard to find Effin’ Birds shit.

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TFW you’re expecting a shipment of @EffinBirds books, another shipment of playing cards and another shipment of pins all at the same time…

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I saw it coming a mile away and still couldn’t do anything to stop it.

Fun fact: the @EffinBirds chat group name is basically the latest unfortunate typo until someone else fucks up.

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Thanks, I hate it.

[Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds]

Enjoy this video of me unboxing my @TheWebbyAwards trophy I won for @EffinBirds. I would apologize for the music but I did it on purpose.

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Happiest of birthdays to the @EffinBirds boss himself, @aaronreynolds! Nothing like first place from @TheWebbyAwards for an early bday present!!!

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#Webbys

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@Astharis @EffinBirds Now THERE’S an idea!

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Working at @EffinBirds sometimes means that normal, grown up things like labelling inventory quickly wind up looking like 15 year old me making dick jokes.

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@lar_emo @EffinSupport Yes you can add it as a note during checkout. Pick a few preferred numbers and I’ll see what we have. I can only guarantee 45 or 55 as of right now 🙂

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@EffinSupport @lar_emo I have #45 and #55 ready to ship. There may be other numbers in that neighborhood (they’re numbered sequentially by size) so if there’s a specific one you’re looking for I can take a look.

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@EffinSupport @lar_emo Let me go check the warehouse.

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@EffinBirds Some great spots to check out are LEN in Hamilton, Gifted Waterloo and Books on Beechwood in Ottawa!

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@EffinSupport

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@Kinicky88 @maryloveslex I'm here for the video. Did I miss it?

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@aaronreynolds

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@EffinSupport @EffinBirds @Urgle__Burgle Showin’ up to the event like...

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@EffinBirds @Urgle__Burgle @EffinSupport The “pizza to employee ratio” was somewhat off, I’ll concede.

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@EffinBirds @Urgle__Burgle @EffinSupport Deductible-ICIOUS

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@SarahYLibrarian @EffinBirds So far my kids are on board. My wife is the holdout.

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@EffinBirds It��s me. I’m taxes.