Alyssa

Not feeling effortless because effortlyss was taken, but making effortlys the new norm.

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If Yankee Candle made a Home Depot scented candle I’d buy it

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@GoMining Some of the most creative branding I’ve seen in awhile! Earn Bitcoin and use Bitcoin on one app #unlockbitcoin #consensusgn #gotobtcpay

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It’s so funny to me when people are clearly going to the gym and will get in the elevator next to you just to go one floor down

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It makes no sense why the hardest place to find parking is always a hospital

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I think it’s really clever, from a business perspective, that the most boring states in the country decided to unionize as the big 10.

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Something about it being Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday is just screaming give up men.

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Someone finally asked what my favorite Home Depot aisle is

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A ranking of microblogging sites from most to least unhinged published opinions:

1. Reddit
2. Quara
3. Twitter

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Jacob Eloradi? No Jimmy Neutron.

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So surreal how all my pw ending in 24 finally has meaning this year. Jordan year? No, password year.

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Can I double text on Teams

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A guy just told me his biggest fear is women being right. I wonder what it’s like for him to wake up every day scared.

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Boys who lift in plaid pajama pants have a very specific energy

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I miss middle school love when my only crush criteria was who was winning the beep test

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I think the next step for AI is Apple making audio recordings sent on iMessage sound like other people. Like what if I don’t like the sound of my own voice but don’t want to text. #Apple #AI #future #UniversityChallenge

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It’s fun to look at the first song on peoples Spotify playlists because that song was good enough to inspire a whole new playlist

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A way around the Ticketmaster pricing power would be Spotify actually using its “minutes listened to” feature and give reasonably priced ticket deals to the real loyal fans in the top percentile of artists fan base. #Ticketmaster #spotify #Coldplay #concert #music

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If you are wildly insecure it must suck being friends with David Dobrik and having to live in fear of his Snapchat story

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There is something so infuriating about middle schoolers in CVS in a rich suburban town on a half day

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Bowling rn 🤨🫡🤞🏻😌🤝

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Aeropostale has been going out of business for the past 8 years