Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀

“Foster Girlfriend” taking care of grown men until they find their forever home.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

It’s raining in Chicago which means this is the closet thing to a shower many of these Pokémon Go tourists have had in a while.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

CTA: Train is 1 minute away

CTA: Train is still 1 minute away

CTA: Yep. Still 1 minute away

CTA: lol jk. Train is 5 minutes away.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

My apartment loves to give me an anxiety attack by sending out mass texts about missing rent payments and offering payment plans when my rent is paid in full.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@thezacharymike please tell me who is blonding your hair in chi. I cannot stop watching you flip them locks.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@Eowyn_the_Fair My ex and I did that for awhile and it was so nice (I still usually planned, which was annoying, but…). He also had friends with vacation properties so he’d say “Can you take X-Y days off? I made plans” and we’d drive up to a lake house or fly to a nearby island. It was lovely.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

I would regularly tell my ex “I’m exhausted. I’ve had a long day. I’m frustrated. I do not care where we go, please just tell me where to show up and I will.” Which would ALWAYS inevitably lead to me picking the place.

[Dernhelm @Eowyn_the_Fair]

Most women do articulate. Part of the issue is men often have little curiosity. Example: she asks you to plan a date. Her having to ask for this is fail #1. If you can't figure what your wife might like to do on a date, you haven't cared enough to study her - fail #2. And then you do something very low-effort. Fail #3. "Well why didn't you tell me exactly what you wanted?!" Fail #4.

She doesn't want to give you step by step instructions like you're doing a project for the science fair.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@Eowyn_the_Fair Literally yes. I’ll tell you “I don’t want X,Y, Z. Pick ANYTHING else. Tell me where and I’ll meet you”

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@Keynesaholic @shesbonky An easy going guy lets my random crash outs/mood swings roll off his back (never directed at him), lets my forgetful ADD-ness slide (when it’s not serious), lets spontaneity be okay and fun. But I need him to know how I take my coffee, what brand of TP we use, take out the trash

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@magi_jay @JustJoshinNH @kilday_morgan Immediately after moving to New England I noticed a certain echelon of people would say “Nice to see you” upon first meeting. I clocked it as part of the upper crust, but was later validated after reading Luckiest Girl Alive when the narrator comments on it.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@SarahIronside6 No no. You also have to hate Jews.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@ok_post_guy “Light subduing” is such an interesting way to spin this. I have to wonder if that’s what my crazy ex thought he was doing after he attacked me, denied it, then held me hostage for hours. Just a little light subduing.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@J_fassler @ChrisCadence_ He’s in the comments admitting it has legs and still fighting for his life to defend this guy

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

I hate the public. Why are you asking if there are mosquitoes outside? You’re outside dude. Outside things are gonna be there.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

I had an interview ~6m ago, the interviewer asked me “Other than the money, why do you want to work here?” Dawg. I hate to break it to you, but that’s the only reason I want to work here.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

I love the @cta because my train has been 1 min away for the last 5 minutes

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@questionableway I walked 17k steps today and had a bunch of margaritas. Now I’m sitting here doom scrolling my phone on my way home.

I love the train.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@anactualwalnut Huge fan of Portugal and Spain. The architecture, especially moorish, is amazing. Plus the food, sightseeing, history.

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

Came to sit on a patio by myself, have a drink, snack and read my book, but the waiter seems genuinely offended that I would deign to dine solo

[Frustrated Bar Wench 🐀 @efftwoex]

@Sigmundine2