my boyfriend was like "you want me to sing you to sleep?" i was like uh you've never sang me to sleep before what's going on here??? and this dude started yodeling like the lil boy from walmart oh my god
turns out, reading a lot, exercising, loving people without expecting anything back, protecting your alone time, focusing only on improving yourself, and sometimes staying out late with friends who make you laugh until it hurts is a pretty good way to live.
this is actually my biggest issue with dating as whole. whole routine thrown off, habits disrupted, discipline tested just because you want to spend quality time with someone lol
a guy just asked me if I have a twin brother and over the course of the conversation it became clear to me that sometimes he sees me around wearing a hat and sometimes he sees me around not wearing a hat
I remember sneaking into my boyfriend’s home once. He told me to let him know if I felt like coughing so we could cough at the same time because his mom was home that day😭😭😭😭
сегодня в клинике увидела, как мужчина в возрасте 50-60 подкатывает к женщине мол "а можно рядом с вами сесть? а как вас зовут? какое красивое имя! а вы замужем? ой как вашему мужу повезло", а потом по дальнейшему разговору поняла, что это и есть ее муж.....
Bartender asked me to have another beer but I said "no thanks,if I had one then I have to pee soon and I want to leave an open beer "so one of the men there said "nobody is going to drink your beer"
So do these men think we don't leave our beers just because someone will drink it????