Esmeralda Fogbound

What to say? It's hard to walk in stilettos in the sand, but I make my way.

[Esmeralda Fogbound @EFogbound]

Dear Fellow Canadians:
A picture says it all, doesn't it? (Mentally flip this chart upside down. Do you see what's happening with your "dollar"?)

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@stephen_taylor Waiting for someone (ANYONE!) to explain the switch from 3G to 4G. Major fuckery in that switch. I have a brand new 5G phone bought outside Canada that I cannot use here. Why?😉 I got Indians at Rogers telling me my 5G phone is obviously 3G and not compatible. Sure.
Oh Canada 🤦

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@TheBuckYouWill Pour a nice glass of 🍷 and trust the plan 😘

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@WorkingCdns Jews? Anyone!🤷

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@adamtaggart George Michael

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@CanadaRedPills @JasminLaine_ @msSharanKaur 😂

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@JackDan110 That's a big closet, Jack 😂 Oh and thanks for leaving the door open every day. Nobody other than the little one is confused about your preferences, and congrats on your shoe collection and your general sanity.😉 Your kind of gay is absolutely ok in my books 😘

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@therealmrbench Grow tf up, Madonna 🤦

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@GG37374104 Diana Carney was not blessed with great looks and you are right that's not something she can do much about. It's wrong to go after immutable characteristics. That said, it's her personality that truly makes her hideous and she makes 0 effort to win over the plebes. Nice plant!

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@HenMazzig If only we had laws on the books and police forces and courts. Wait! We do! Hoping they get to the bottom of these crimes and our wonderful Pravda media name and shame the perpetrators.

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@401_da_sarpanch If the "Oshawa man" is (unfortunately) a Canadian citizen, we need to fund his custodial sentence to the fullest. If the "Oshawa man" is not Canadian, convict him and put him on a ONE WAY ticket to wherever he came from and zero right to return. We're bloody exhausted.🤦

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@TheBuckYouWill I have to say, I don't have all of these. I will trade you a Little Miss Muffett for that blue thing 😉

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@WorkingCdns My parents had to pay for everything 🤷 Babysitting, food, dentist... Everything. Mother wasn't buying her dresses or mine at Holt Renfrew. Mostly Sears. I wanted for nothing. We weren't rich by any stretch, but we didn't have to go to a food bank. FOOD BANKS WERE NOT A THING!

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@WorkingCdns The only thing more sad than the government having to pass out assistance for food, is that the assistance will only take care of a week or maybe two of food. There are 52 weeks in a year and a whole bunch of the population ain't gonna make it.
Oh Canada 🤦

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@sycamortree @GG37374104 Bingo!
Life guards and lawn cutters 🤷

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@JackDan110 Sane is sexy!

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@Murdog1 Life guards & Lawn cutters

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@randyhillier Life guards and lawn cutters 🤷

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@WorkingCdns Are they thinking that if they repeat it enough we will somehow believe the Harper government is responsible for all that ails us?
I don't think so. The chart doesn't lie.
Oh Canada 🤦

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@RudyHavenstein At the risk of being repetitive, Mr Havenstein 🥰 ...

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@TheBuckYouWill @MarkJCarney @miaamormottley Totally with you, man🥂 Barbados is definitely the answer to all our problems. Long live Lord Brookfield!!!
Oh Canada 🤦