Evan Fox

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@Mets

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@Jbuchbe1 Thinking of you, your family and watermelon bowling. 😘😘

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@SteamboatUSA And (5), First thing I learned in law school, day 1 of torts - Intent: even a dog knows the difference between being tripped over and kicked.

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@KSVesq You kind of have to respect the “You’re not going to like this.”

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@chopaganda @Phish_FTR @cdirksen I don’t think I’ve tweeted towards a stranger in 3+ years. Is it normal to be blocked by @cdirksen ?

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@jarroddicker @RCfluffhead @thinlizzy17 @tweezerlicious What a community. Thank you, thank you.

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@Jbuchbe1 The only reason you’d post this is to be talked out of the burrito. Not letting you off that easy. Burrito all day.

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@TheBri33 @guelahp42069 @chopaganda Wait till he finds out Jonah Hill isn’t going to be an exact replica of Jerry.

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@jarroddicker Why, ostrich, of course.

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@GregJKrieg I’ve googled this a thousand times. Can JJ recipients get two mRNA shots?

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@Pat_Dwy3r @chopaganda

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@Ghitelman @Jbuchbe1 With some of the The Pest (1997) sprinkled in… so John Leguizamo as #456?

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@drewphish I could be wrong, but my understanding is Virginia state senate isn’t on ballot until 2023, and it’s currently democrat control. Divided government for at least another 2 years.

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@AndrewWerbler @AliWolfEcon i'll show you some low-hanging fruit

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@BRappy55 Thought you’ve been overreacting all season. You haven’t. This Yankee team is god awful.

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@math_skee @cafconeliners @SuchiPahi Exactly. Under any objective measure, law firms make hundreds of thousands profits on each 1st year. It’s not even a question to anyone who understands the business.

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@TheDapperChef while I know this was made in jest, from a PR perspective, it's an absolute no-brainer.

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@AndrewWerbler @AshaRangappa_ Sounds a lot like my legal career.

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@ShaunyGTax @JordanSpeith Shaun, do you think he’s reading this? @AndrewWerbler seems like someone needs to be trolled.