bluntbabe

Role playing as a functioning adult🙂‍↔️

[bluntbabe @efufuccinfuck]

For all your branding solutions

[baddient3ntions 😛 @TLlium]

Mimi naye nimetumika vibaya sana na watu. People will take advantage of your kindness, tolerance & empathy then shove a massive middle finger to your face as appreciation. I wish I was terrible like the rest

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Making sure a nigga know you dont need him for shit and never fucking will>>>> whatever this POV is

[𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖘 @ladyylobes]

Lusting over other females on social media instead of treating yours right is the true definition of a weak ass boy.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I gotta stay off twitter. I agree wit too much shit .

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

All men these days do is like you, no flowers, no effort, no dates,just liking you, so boring.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

A man’s desire to become a father is always paid for by a woman with her body, health, career and freedom. But a woman’s desire to live in comfort is somehow considered materialistic

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I really enjoy ignoring men who had access to me and mishandled it, thinking i was always going to be around.

[kage @sukikage_]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[jaramogisversion💋 @AkothMelanie]

Lakini they were all up in yahaya's business

[Muthoni ⚢ @grandpamuthoni]

Kukalia sambaza na kulipa full price is so insane to me
Ndio maana we accept bare minimum governments 😭😭😭😭

[Naimatapei Wangari Gitau @naimatapeigitau]

Unless you've ever dated men who were/are in their 30s when you were/are in your earliest 20s, you won't understand. They're HECTIC to experience and they like younger women bc they're losers who can't be with their agemates. I don't even want to remember some things😂😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

CBD ukipita tu hivi with a massive Bunda and small small calf muscles unarukiwa na conductors wa Kakamega na Shamakhokho. Like God forbid a mountain girlie carries a piece of it with her 😫

[Analo @analokanga]

i rate funny people so highly.

[🖤ciengah_joey🦋 @Ciengah]

This user is open to nepotism, favoritism, referrals, connections, and all forms of favor!

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

i wish the girls understood that there's ALWAYS a better nigga. like ALWAYS.

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

Spoiling yourself after a season of kujinyima feels so good mahn 🥹
Now, perhaps a car for the lady next? (The universe better be listening)

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter is literally the perfect social media app. i can just scroll and listen to music at the same time 😭

[muthuri @itmuthuri]

Ex wangu anadhani nilimove on Acha nimshtue mbona anagive up on us 😂😂