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Father, husband and friend with a little bit of naughtiness 🙃

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@sholard_mancity My yansh

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@Mrbankstips @Mrbankstips what it means is that.... we'll all soon die. Please share the money

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@asoreba_nie @Mrbankstips lo`§}

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

It’s hilarious to see an average player like Carragher talking down on AFCON. Does he even know what it feels like to win an international trophy when he has none? I love Arsenal , but when Nigeria is playing in AFCON, Arsenal doesn’t matter to me. AFCON >> > Epl, Euro & Copa.

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@NoContextHumans Will yo still eat this week after this?

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@Naija_PR Your barber Sabi follow instructions walai

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@Naija_PR $1

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

In one week, President Tinubu

•Suspended an errant minister
•Summoned another minister over a controversial contract
•Reduced his travel entourage and dramatically cut costs
•Dismissed two CEOs of federal parastatals for gross negligence
•Acted on the six weeks degree for cash program by blocklisting Benin and other nations
•Announced plans to build a new Chinese-built steel plant in Nigeria
•Launched the automated passport portal
•Cleared the ₦12 billion outstanding for the Super Eagles and other national teams
•Began paying the wage support benefits to civil servants
•Disbursed ₦105.5 billion for 266 road repairs
•Intervened to bring peace in Sierra Leone after the foiled coup attempt

In one week, Tinubu has achieved what Buhari would have taken one year to complete. This vindicates what I said during the campaigns, that any of the major Presidential candidates would have been better than Buhari.

The downside is that the administration is not projecting these achievements. They probably need to understand that effective rebranding of Nigeria will only take place when we project positive things that are already happening. If you don't blow your trumpet, your enemies will blow your downfall.

#TableShaker

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@HonPeterOdey @edu_betta @officialABAT Let the investigation continue. She is not guilty until proven. We shouldn't be hoodwinked by the media trial.

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@MichaelOdere Nice delivery Mr commissioner.

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@Naija_PR Na to chuck one person with the knife na

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@officialspbo Well done YE for this swift action.

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@princebasseyotu Kudus to our you my Excellency. you have made great choices.

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@Arucious For where?

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@princebasseyotu A true definition of hit the ground running. Kudos H.E.

[Escaping Ordinary @Escapin0rdinary]

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@Odogwu_cc @AfamDeluxo @urchilla01 [email protected]

[Joseon News @joseonnews]

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@gtbank_help please may I know why my account no. 0268034224/ Paul Ogbudu has a restriction?