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[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

Sometimes I worry having my net worth in volatile speculative internet coins but then I remember if I lose it all, I just have to work a 9 to 5 like 98% of the planet anyway.

The upside is Valhalla, the downside is the life I would have had anyway. Send it!

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@itsolelehmann Cowork

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@itsolelehmann Danke dir Ole. Bin gespannt
COWORK

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@DonAlt @0xMerp orange man bäh for orange coin

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Little things in life that make men happy.

Is this true 😜

📹Nolan Reid

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@CryptoCred @binkedx0 @DonAlt for the love of our mighty lord please stop being a cretin ser

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@stats_feed what‘s your choice?

[Vision @vsntoken]

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[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

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[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@CryptoCronkite agree. didn‘t know that it was called the „irish goodbye“. in germany we call it the „polish“ lol

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

Bitcoiner @GrantCardone ran this poll. 69% of 5,553 voters chose Bitcoin. Can Bitcoin win again?

You are given $100,000 and one of the conditions of the gift is you MUST either invest ALL of it in Bitcoin, Gold or Silver and must hold until Dec 19, 2028. Which are you buying?

[Rand Group @randgroup]

Both Tom Lee and Raoul Pal are supporting this chart with Raol Pal saying the 4 year chart is no longer.

Do you thjink that $BTC can achieve these targets over the next 80 days? 👇

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@randgroup so one more leg down and then up only 🤞🏻

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@itsolelehmann Ole, klarer Fall: Frankfurt! Wahrscheinlich kennst du nur das Bahnhofsviertel, die Zeil (Einkaufsstrasse) und/oder den Airport (wenn überhaupt). Falls du mal ne wirkliche Tour haben willst, sag einfach Bescheid

[EnTHenGaaGl @EGaagl]

@TrustWallet @WatcherGuru 2) the

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

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