Guru_Machabu

Spontaneous guy who will tell you what you are instead of what you want to hear.
Engineering💯

[Guru_Machabu @egachoki]

Wantam ☝️

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

Urlaub dahoam ⛰️

[Premier League @premierleague]

We are so back.

[quotesophy @quotesophy]

"If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector."

— Quotesophy

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ntabuy inhaler ya kuweka bedside in case nipige one minute of sex napata excuse

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Kuwakumbusha tuuuuu! #RutoMustGo

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Talking about a constitution that you don't respect.. A constitution that you don't follow.. A constitution that is nothing but a book to you.. Come on man

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Out of pure panic, Ruto is rushing a State of the Nation address at 7 PM.🚨

Notice the timing?

Edwin Sifuna just held a massive rally, crushed it on Citizen TV, and the whole country was tuned in & loved it.

Ruto knows that if he sat down for an unscripted interview today at 9pm, no one would watch.

So he hides behind a forced 7 PM national broadcast, hoping you'll have no choice but to listen.

He still thinks Kenyans can't see through it.

Leaders who act set the agenda. Leaders who react are already finished.

He's lost dominance, he's lost the narrative, and he knows it.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Ruto called an Emergency 7 PM address just to give us a history lecture then rush to what looks like vision 2060? 🚩
​No live questions. No real solutions. Just teleprompter history lessons.
​Complete disaster.

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Who is the Cabinet Secretary for Health again 😭😭

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

Hata I have Ruto speech bingo to see what I'll expect from that speech

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

The president controlling cash printing is wild.
As if we've not seen enough hard currency in circulation

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

A rare photo of a dying horse captured by National Geographic.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Former Treasury Cabinet Secretary Njuguna Ndung'u alleges that President William Ruto overruns every state institution, creating an environment where officials feel compelled to comply out of fear.

[Mystic Man @Denoh__]

😂😂😂😂

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

😀

[Yapayzekaserisi @YapayZekaSerisi]

A New Legend Has Joined the Ride...

[Nimo Kilonzo ♓️ @kilonzoNice]

How about that @Alfayaz11