Egan Robinson

action bastard | turd ferguson | etc.

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

Just found out my mom changed her name when she was younger because she didn't like it. Wish I knew that was an option after she named me fucking Egan.

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

neopet lookin ahh

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: Official artwork of Gecqua

Details @ https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

feel good inc more like feel good unc

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

wonder if there’s some dude named gosh out there just like “man I wish they’d stop using my name in vain too”

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@AfgZoroastrian If you close your eyes, this sounds like Naruto being based as hell

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

just remember, Saint Valentine didn’t get beheaded today for you to not get beheaded tonight uknowhatimsayin

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

everyone shitting on an autistic dude for stimming like crazy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

um

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Harry Potter sliding on Cedric’s girl the very next semester was insane work if we’re being honest.

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@shwangardini That’s a gardini guarantee

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

I personally think ligma deserves credit for the ceasefire

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@QondiNtini bro literally is just a geezer and has a cane in that hand

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

hawk tuah like the modern day icarus

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@shwangardini yummy!

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

the new testament but it’s an isekai manga: “God, Reborn in Another World…as a Carpenter!?”

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@iamRichieOwens whose standup setlist is this

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

can we just try to avoid any kind of worldwide conflict until right after I go on this trip to Japan in a month please please please

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

bro would flip if he watched Evangelion

[CitizenLenz @CitizenLenz]

If you only watch 3 minutes of the the Alex Jones interview with Tucker Carlson, it's these 3 minutes.

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

u think he’s bustin zero gravity loads up there or what

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: The two NASA astronauts who have been stranded on the ISS since June due to Boeing Starliner issues may not return until Feb. 2025, says NASA

They were only supposed to be there for less than a week

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

@RevHansen1563 @MrSethWayne I was not expecting to ever see a meme referencing this book

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

Ascended to full boomer while watching Creed III—spent the whole movie thinking “where the hell is my boy rocky”

[Egan Robinson @egan_robinson]

*something bad happens at nasa*

astronaut: I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation