Megan Gray

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

i'm just going to keep up my streak of crying whenever Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon are on camera together

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

i don't care at all about football but this has always been my personified sound effect goal so #winning

https://t.co/apBQlx849b

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

slow at the cafe=me creating a playlist to concoct the most awkward setting possible

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

" meg, i've had a boner all morning." --an actual quote from my actual boss trying to work on his nonexistent stand up comedy routine

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

"yea but if you fuck a hot pocket it'll just be molten lava on the inside" --dinner conversations with @tony_stig

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

when you're an editor and an angry white male author tries to explain to you what a complete sentence is

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

my coworkers and i have been discussing the merits of cats for over 20mins now: aka the boss is out of town and we work at a bookstore

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

me to boss: "gotta leave to catch the bus!"
boss: "ok but first let's quickly talk about all projects, random data, and the meaning of life"

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

me mocking fb people i dislike: "yea, good job learning"
@tony_stig looking at me lovingly: "that was so deliciously condescending 😍" #love

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

assistant life: when your boss calls you rachel for months and used to correct himself but now you both give up and you just become rachel

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

@tony_stig

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

@tony_stig

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

so i guess "pounce!" isn't a normal thing people yell out during sports games..

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

"hmm" *snarl, eyeroll* "my copy of the Iliad is larger"

- any generic white man defending his penis-

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

when the research for the book you're editing refers you to the edition of the soon-to-be book you're editing 🙄

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

when you hear the publication date for the book you're editing and you know it's not ready yet and you're so not panicking at all 😳🔪🔪🔪

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

a teen just told me my necklace was "super sass" so i decided that "i'll add that to my personal lexicon" was the coolest thing to say 🙌🏼😑

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

.@tony_stig slides me chocolate
me: WTF I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
him: ur overreacting
me: ur a shitface!
hmm ok yea

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

"i don't believe the scientists i only believe my personal experiences": the milwaukee experience

[Megan Gray @eganmayy94]

overhearing three different groups talk about chicago in less than 15mins: the milwaukee experience