Ega S. Muharram

mangga di aos twit sayah

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Just gonna drop this story since it's family time everywhere.

"One Last Call"

A thread

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Since when incapabilities become something to admire, disgusting

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@leoxbtt Wait, HE’S NOT EVEN 30?!!

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@Jamie_Brooks26 Why its jiggle like a jelly

[戚茹鑽 🍀 @phebesarchive]

"kenapa baca buku fiksi mulu gak baca buku self improvement? emangnya gak pngen improve diri?"

kata siapa gw pgn jd lebih baik org gue udh perfect

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@AIpromptforum GREAT! Now I need to look for the rest of the video

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@namazu_sensei Emang kangen band keliatan kayak org punya privilege?

[Wen Hsu @wenhsu_]

@SimonCotter62 Happy ending until the thief’s wife start using that card too

[Simon Cotter @SimonCotter62]

My wife when visiting Sydney had her credit card stolen.

I monitored the card and decided not to report it to police.

The thief was spending less money than she was

….

[wisteria @nothingat25]

@vanyasunanto 4 tahun kemudian masih lucu

[Peri Sayur @sintasnap]

@vanyasunanto Pernah kejadian juga di aku 😭 waktu kuliah aku pasang stiker di toolbox aku, tulisannya snap. Suatu hari toolbox aku ketinggalan, terus temen aku teriak "eh ini toolbox siapa namanya daus." 😭

[Sun-Kissed @vanyasunanto]

Menurut gw kisah Sbubu tuh salah satu cerita paling lucu yang pernah gw baca. Dan hari ini terjadi padakuuuu. Sempet mikir 5 menit mehe ini apaan 🥲

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@akungopay @fullmoonfolks Lebih tepatnya kelembekan

[Naa @lattecavt]

demm.. riil "sejarah terulang" bgt ini

[txtdaribrand @txtfrombrand]

Pernah gak lu diroasting Kompas?

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Sometimes I forgot that dr. Strange is Benedict Cumberbatch

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

I won't be surprised if in the future there will be a feature in a car, let's say something like seat heater, but we need to subscribe the service to use it.

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Singgahlah sejenak
Menepilah, wahai tuan
Berpeluh lukamu nan muram
Hiduplah asa

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

@alex_stivendyer @tokotanX Mungkin karena mas nya udah gak butuh mengais dari affiliate

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Jangankan ke luar negeri beda time zone, usia segini mah perjalanan bandung jakarta aja pusingnya bisa 2 hari.

[Ega S. Muharram @egasmuharram]

Shet now I'm vicky prasetyo's age when he is viral