elizabeth woodliff

I care about politics, religion, and the hit Netflix coming of age show, Derry Girls. MS/TN

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

@StrongBellevue @nkornutick We definitely understand her concerns! We have excellent civil engineers, CSDG, and have talked to the Harpeth Conservancy. We do not take these issues lightly, especially considering other developments. Thank you!

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Alright, don’t think I can afford a coworking office. Which one of you accounting nerds wants to sneak me into your big downtown offices that y’all never use?

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

My friend's mom just said, “Bachelorette parties are on the verge of narcissism.” And as someone who lives in Nashville, I’m dead.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

@addatude_ No :)

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

The sexual tension between you and the other person with ashes on their forehead.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

My boss is in his 80s. That means he was in his 60s when texting became a thing. He just texted me “k”. Y’all think he’s mad at me??

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

@absbabs2 I’m sorry WHAT

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Me, getting off the couch to pee: "I'll be right back please don't leave I love you!!"
My cat: *doesn't speak english*

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Me and another tall, short haired blonde complemented each other in a bar bathroom. Then we acknowledged we were both being vain.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong????

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Thank you! The back seat is a stage!!

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Main character syndrome peaks when an Uber driver laughs at you and your friend’s conversation

[Matt Anderson @mandersonville]

Democrats are 40% of the vote in Tennessee and get 11% of the representation.

“These maps should reflect the will of voters, not distort it.” - @yarbro

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

@ShelbyBBaldwin You have choices! There are so many options for what you can do, even if you don’t see them represented around you.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Ross giving Susan away at her wedding is never discussed during the Ross discourse!!!

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Absolutely obsessed with the 10 year old in church that said “sup bro?” and tried to chest bump his mom during the passing of the peace.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

I need there to be a muting function but for pictures. I throw my phone every time someone posts a snake on the timeline.

[elizabeth woodliff @egaw94]

Straight up forgot I’m in an awkward transitional stage of life until Spotify mocked me for being a nanny in my late 20s.