John Egbert

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[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

@SociableBarely Better late than never, but please try and be semi-active somewhere so we know you are still alive. Was worried the pandemic ended you, like many others :(

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

@Simon_Hypixel for April Fool's Day, you should change your name and say something crazy. Then the next day, change it back and be like "nuh uh uh! Simon didn't say!"

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

Hey Nintendo Switch skin companies like @dbrand will you please make a #NintendoSwitch2 skin of a toaster dock and bread switch? I need it for reasons.

[Wood Hawker @BeatemupsWood]

*GIVEAWAY* POKEMON Scarlet & Violet Nintendo Switch OLED Console! 🆓

ANYONE CAN ENTER, ANYONE CAN WIN! 🎉

https://t.co/5GKdIubgYL

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

@fluffnest Halloweentown biome!!

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@MikkahM actually I don't watch many horror movies honestly but I'm assuming it has to do with killing with chainsaws

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

@S33ROFNOTH1NG that sounds like it would be on a weird tv show

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@DaveTheGayBaby @BurgerKing WE NEED THIS

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I really wanna scare Dave this Halloween any ideas

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

Livestreams are the best for lonely people

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It took several minutes to post that

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Sorry for not posting guys my wifi sucks

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

That moment when nana asks what an iPhone is *sigh

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

Nana said she got her messages late but what does she know *whispers* she's a little old

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

That moment when you're not sure if your wifi messages got through...

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

So many things to do and the wifi is sooooo slow

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

Ugh school

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You think I'm joking?

[John Egbert @egbertalicious]

I don't really have a fav drink but root beer is p good