bert

buttering the weekday

[bert @egberter]

only thing cooler than being deeply mentally ill in my late twenties is losing my hair in my late twenties

[bert @egberter]

not to be dramatic but if you already had bts london tickets and you tried to get more today i hope you choke

[bert @egberter]

how am i the only fucking person in europe without bts tickets

[bert @egberter]

Opposition Politician is a solid band name

[bert @egberter]

how do i get the instagram girlboss canva kind of adhd and not the debilitating life-ruining kind

[bert @egberter]

training my algorithm to inflict maximum psychological damage

[bert @egberter]

guess what i'm running late to 🔨👷‍♀️😝

[bert @egberter]

thought about killing myself but then remembered i booked a woodworking class in march 🔨👷‍♀️😝

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

woah girl you’re so good at having the same day over and over again

[bert @egberter]

is the depression treatment resistant or is it just an appropriate human response to everything you are seeing and experiencing

[bert @egberter]

hi, hope you're unwell!

[bert @egberter]

duolingus. is this anything

[bert @egberter]

y'all been out here developing a sense of self????

[bert @egberter]

the future barks like a dog outside

[bert @egberter]

labubus are a psyop

[bert @egberter]

if it's ableist to critique AI art generation then it's also ableist to stop me from pushing you down a flight of stairs

[bert @egberter]

i know you're struggling but have you considered just not doing that

[bert @egberter]

i may be overloading myself a bit, maybe. or actually no i'm going to learn how to drive whilst simultaneously doing talking therapy and a mentorship and learning cross stitch whilst i cancel my prime free trial

[bert @egberter]

laughs brightly

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle