joe meteorite

I have nothing important to say

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@CassSumm For me it was 3… and 4… and a little bit of 5.. now he’s 6 and I finally feel like I can exhale for the first time in years lol

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Jules’ daycare really had the audacity to ask why he didn’t participate in “camo day” for spirit week.
Clearly I am a gay theater mom, read the room.
Also no we don’t have anything for “Jersey day” either

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Gonna lose 20 lbs so I can shave my head

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I can’t wait until my Purple mattress arrives, shits about to get so weird. & by weird I mean I’m going to sleep for 3 weeks straight

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@Ryandean97 @paigemillaa I still think about that 🤤sooo good

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I live in such a small town that when my kid comes home and says “Mom, so-and-so said *insert incredibly false, racist rhetoric here*” I ask what their last name is and it tells me alllll I need to know

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I just want to fight over bread at the grocery store with my ex again man this sucks

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I say, as I casually scroll through Ju*galo TikTok

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Berries & cream TikTok gives me Monster energy vibes

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@bIoodshedrain The wet bible

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2 besties

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If you somehow message me on the off chance I’m feeling chatty and respond, you have exactly 6 minutes before I disassociate again and don’t talk to you for 3 months.
I have nothing I can blame this on, this is just me now and I’m sorry.

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@bIoodshedrain It’s me. I do.

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Haven’t taken my antidepressants in a week and my libido has awoken and she’s pissed she’s been lying dormant for so long.

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@eTrash_Spam True Crime Bullshit, Up and Vanished (!!), To Live and Die in LA

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@taylorhxll_ When they put those chains on em and it makes the burns… I had to turn that shit off I lost it

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@G_Hype86 They used to have it as a fountain drink at McDonald’s that shit hit so hard I’d cry tears of joy

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We really do all live the same life

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@G_Hype86 1000% dark

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After 2 years of serious thought on this matter, I’ve decided my cat has a thick Staten Island accent.