egegl

malding on twitter is bullish

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Oh ok lol

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Yep. No surprise. The Dem base is craving someone who can hit Trump hard, keep the Republicans on the defensive, and dominate a news cycle.

Well done @ossoff

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

>runs a hedge fund
>doesn’t hedge

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

carried the flame tn

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Everyone’s running for the exits despite this apparently being the beginning of a revolution or whatever

[Daax @daaximus]

Can you read all of these without your blood pressure rising?

“load-bearing”, “golden path”, “golden files”, “golden artifacts”, “golden smoke tests”, “provenance”, “honest take”, “belt and suspenders”, “that’s the unlock”, “smoking gun”, “that’s not a bug, it’s a feature of the design”, “X isn’t the problem, it’s the symptom”, “not because X, but because Y”, “X, Y, but not Z. Sometimes W”, “X isn’t just Y anymore”, “no longer just X”, “less about X, more about Y”, “not X so much as Y”, “X, but for Y”, “load-bearing <literally anything>”, “the wrong shape”, “the same shape as”, “shaped like a”, “a config file in a trenchcoat”, “vibes in a trenchcoat”, “three functions in a trenchcoat”, “a spreadsheet in a trenchcoat”, “literally anything in a trenchcoat”, “this test is doing a lot of work”, “that comma is doing a lot of work”, “real work”, “the word 'should' is doing a lot of heavy lifting”, “this abstraction is earning its keep”, “this function pulls its weight”, “the duplication is load-bearing, not loose”, “the coupling is intentional, not accidental”, “the seam between”, “cutting along the seam”, “a natural seam”, “the grain of the codebase”, “against the grain of the API”, “the codebase wants to (wants to WHAT?)”, “the type system is telling you”, “dead code walking”, “zombie config”, “the function outlived its purpose”, “the name no longer matches the behavior”, “the compiler is trying to tell you”, “listen to what the code is telling you”, “the tests are screaming”, “this code smells like”, “the blast radius of this”, “the gravity of the module”, “orbiting the real issue”, “dancing around the actual fix”, “the fix is hiding in plain sight”, “the bug was hiding in”, “the quiet part”, “saying the quiet part out loud”, “half right, and the half that (more clanker rambling)”, “quietly load-bearing”, “quietly doing the heavy lifting”, “silently holding everything together”, “held together with hope”, “held together by convention”, “one refactor away from collapse”, “a Jenga tower of dependencies”, “a house of cards”, “the workaround became the architecture”, “the hack calcified”, “fossilized decisions”, “archaeological layers of the codebase”, “code archaeology”, “git blame archaeology”, “the sediment of past decisions”, “scar tissue in the X”, “the codebase has memory”, “the ghosts of a previous design”, “the foundation is sand”, “built on quicksand”, “the scaffolding became the building”, “haunted by an old abstraction”, “the vestigial parameter”, “an appendix of the API”, “the map has drifted from the territory”, “the docs are fan fiction at this point”, “the README is aspirational”, “the comment is a lie waiting to happen”, “the type signature is a promise the function doesn’t keep”, “the interface writes a check the implementation can’t cash”, “actually let me”, “actually let me”, “actually let me”, “actually let me”, “actually I think”, “actually let me”, “actually let me”, “Let me write this”, “actually let me”

Me neither.

[egegl @egeglXD]

@maria_rcks aaaand its real AHAHAHAH

[“paula” @paularambles]

work in 2026

[Aryas @Aryvyo]

“vercel is banned on my college wifi”

[alex fazio @alxfazio]

&gt; codex: freezing the canonical sha-verified approval gate

[tomie @tomieinlove]

You are load-bearing ❤️
You are genuinely useful ❤️
You are the crux of the matter ❤️
Your instincts are dead-on ❤️
You raise an important point ❤️
You’re right to push back ❤️

[frye @___frye]

google docs but for markdown... who’s working on this...

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

@thsottiaux Hey tibo! Any word on this https://t.co/tgGpw9F0dy

[Yifei Hu @hu_yifei]

common ml optimization trick: don't show loss curves on wide screens. You model learns slower if you screen is too wide.

[Chough 𓅫 @alpenkraehe]

People hear "scientists use AI to solve X" and they think it was some LLM superbrain solving the entire problem, and not some domain experts using their domain expertise to create a machine learning algorithm to do dimensionality reduction for one aspect of the problem

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Ok! Yay! ❤️

[Cihan @delibradergzali]

islam ansiklopedisi'ndeki doğum kontrolü maddesinin yazarı: rahmi yaran

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

It's kind of insane how third world coded Trump's presidency is, which makes the fact that many of his supporters are constantly complaining about third worldists ironic.

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Quirk Chungus surveillance state