EggBertt

Professional Uncle for hire. DM for rates.

My father is better at video games than me.

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[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@VastGG Vast

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@ArcRaiderAlerts @Murgle_Pants PC

[ARC Raiders Alerts @ArcRaiderAlerts]

You can now PRE-DOWNLOAD the ARC Raiders files in preparation for launch day, October 30th!

We're giving away 5 copies* of ARC Raiders, with one person winning the ULTIMATE Edition!

​To enter:
👤 Follow @ArcRaiderAlerts
♻️ Like & Retweet this post
💬 Comment your gaming platform

Giveaway will conclude on October 29th.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

Brother vandalized my man's car and is still upset that @JasonKelce had an issue with it.

[Jason Babin @JasonBabin93]

Not shocking from a snitch
@JasonKelce

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

I once got caught stealing Dishwashers with my uncle and he talked us out of getting arrested because of a homicide warrant.

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[KingQ @QuinnMichael17]

@Jaysinnalife My mans got the skullet

[Sneaky Beagle @SneakyBeags]

1795 Deaths... FIST ONLY.. NO VIGOR... 40 HOURS... BUT ON THIS DAY... MALENIA FELL!!!

https://t.co/POoLwXOADy

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@PGATOUR2K STEAM 🏌‍♂️⛳️

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

🧔: holy shit where'd he come from

🐻: holy shit where'd he come from

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

The amount of unhappy fathers at my retail job shows that fathers day isn't about the father. Also, sex isn't a gift, it's a connection between two people. Sex as a "gift" is lazy and thoughtless.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@BasilBouquet I've been chasing mine with blunts, didn't realize this was an option.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

The darkest part of working 90+ hours a week no one tells you: you gotta get real familiar with shitting in public restrooms .

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@ArenaBreakoutPC @Burton2Foles @pkonrad_ See you in Kamona

[Arena Breakout Infinite @ArenaBreakoutPC]

Team Up for The Keys! Rally your crew and get ready to dive into the battlegrounds. We're giving away 500 beta keys to our awesome squad!

Here's how to catch one:
1⃣️Follow us
2⃣️Like the tweet
3⃣️Retweet and tag 2or3 your friends in comments, invite them to reply with 'See you in Kamona!'.

Assemble within 48 hours, and we'll issue keys to the entire team!
#ABI #ArenaBreakoutPC #ArenaBreakoutInfinite

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

if you're going to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things at the lake this weekend,

THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@BasilBouquet So glad you put off killing yourself so you occasionally grace my twitter feed and remind me that there are good people in the world.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

Standing naked in my kitchen eating buffalo wings. I have never felt so alive.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

Standing naked in my kitchen, eating buffalo wings. I have never felt so alive.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@BasilBouquet I "6 dollar" myself to about $1000 a month.

[EggBertt @egg_bertt]

@SneakyBeags I am fucking dead!