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dumb tweets & complaining

[eggo @egg_bey]

i'm like a 5 irl but at the brookside mall i'm a 10

[clare @sadderlizards]

please please please let me get what i want

[eggo @egg_bey]

there’s a special place in hell for shitty cheap landlords who hoard wealth and don’t do shit

[eggo @egg_bey]

challengers but with pickleball

[eggo @egg_bey]

having an urge to buy 5 new pairs of shoes

[eggo @egg_bey]

go make yourself a grilled cheese and thank me later

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brat is getting me through the work week thank god for charli

[eggo @egg_bey]

convinced my bf that he was shrinking in height and it lasted a good 4 mins … it was so fun highly recommend

[eggo @egg_bey]

the edmonton mall is the capital of alberta

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the way i turn into a certified bitch in the morning when i can’t find anything to wear … sorry to my boyfriend

[eggo @egg_bey]

@cindbutt you were ~that~ girl

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showed my cat my skincare haul … we were girls together 💕

[eggo @egg_bey]

checking my therapist’s availability against my work schedule and realizing i have to wait a month to see her about problems i’m having now is a special kind of hell lol

[eggo @egg_bey]

summer bucket list:
jacob elordi toronto sighting ✅ CHECK

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

While Pro-Israel and Zionist propaganda commercials are being aired during the Super Bowl, they are actively unleashing hell on innocent people in Rafah. The genocide is still happening and the timing on this is no coincidence. The world is run on evil. Free Palestine man.

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

The real disaster is when this ends.

Out of 2 million people, 1.9 are HOMELESS in Gaza.

1.9 million people.

[MoTaz @motazazaiza9]

If I called for huge protests all over the world, especially in the US to stop killing us and call for a ceasefire
Do you believe we could move the people to do it?
Ceasefire now!

[eggo @egg_bey]

mad at my bf cause he wouldn’t chose what kitchen i would pick in a tiktok cause “they all look the same” and i am perfectly valid in my anger

[eggo @egg_bey]

tmr i go to war aka im the only friend with the presale code and must get 4 tickets for me and my gorls to see tswift 😭

[eggo @egg_bey]

the mall is best on a weeknight, alone and with headphones ✨