EggCrumb

They/He/She
fuck around and find out
#areyoucussingwithme
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[turbomander @turbomander]

genuinely what the fuck do we even do in a situation like this

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.

[disha @yzybby]

somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular

[♡brynn♡ #ONEMORECHEST @hazytripping]

i'm gonna see this image 30 years from now and react like a vietnam veteran

[Airo / comms open @omg_hina]

Biceps trend #sukuna #JujutsuKaisen

[Yin ⋆˚꩜ mahoragakisser @yinyin_x2]

Bangladesh Yuta Okkotsu🐯🇧🇩

[mew @mewpilled]

nobody draws their life on youtube anymore

[viridian @viridiancolors]

Scientists lost the Hi. They dont fucking know anymore. All the research is gone. Fuck.

[uno k @ioneenknowu]

I love instagram

[EggCrumb @egg_crumb]

You can depop an abortion now btw

[Michael 🫗 @ITSMYKOL]

Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again

[EggCrumb @egg_crumb]

Where's my sex changed blue haired liberal Arabic speaking abortion flavored vape #blexas

[abney @abnkzt]

you can order a sex change on doordash now

[xanax @mmonoceroscaeli]

wtf happened when i was drunk

[swagcat @swagkittycatz]

.@Fortnite When i get this fucking Token i expect you stupid motherfuckers to also mail me a life-size sex doll of Meowscles straight to my doorstep

[Lai of the Valley @heartinshackles]

Can i come over and shed hair everywhere

[ᴀᴍᴏʀᴇᴛᴛᴇ @amorettesgrave]

Instead of morning wood I would have morning woof because I got that dawg in me