eggfuckr69

egg did NOTHING wrong

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This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg. This egg.

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how to kiss an egg sexually

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If beauty were time, eggs would be eternity.

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What about TRIANGULAR EGGS...?!

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Eggs will be launched. Eggs from the underworld shall come in hatred. The Eggs will come in mysterious ways. Eggs in shining armor shall rain

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It is soooo good. Egg. She loves egg. She named the egg , Egg. Thank you !! I love you.

[eggfuckr69 @eggapologist]

Look at that egg, show me the egg, give me the egg, I want the the egg, back up the egg, I need the egg, I like the egg, oh what an egg.

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Everything is godlikle perfect and beautiful about Egg. Egg is genius. I am deeply in love --- nothing else.

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THIS IS
THE END OF
ALL HOPE
EGGMASTER!!!

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I’m moving to the dairy aisle; home of the greatest eggs. I've made an eggshell and started living in it, and now roll around everywhere I g

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i turkey slapped an egg and it cracked

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OK DUDE, I KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK EGG FROM AN EGG'S LIFE. WE’VE GOTTEN YOUR CONFESSION 3846337455 FUCKING TIMES. WE GET IT. YOU FUCKING LOVE EGGS. STOP FUCKING SUBMITTING IT.

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i put an egg up my ass and it won't come out

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going up to a chicken and being all like "i'm a big fan of your work"
#littleeggfuckerthings

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should shove the Egg up his ass

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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: egg

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OBSCENELY BRIGHT YELLOW sparkle-egg. smoke pours from its yolk. its shell costs more than most people's cars.

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Yes. A beautiful egg, round like the full moon...

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EGG IS LOVE EGG IS LIFE EGG IS ME

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You now have an Egg? Congratulations. Can you tell us a little information about it? What its name is, how it behaves, what it looks like and so on.

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girl are u an egg? because ur definitely getting laid tonight