t

they/them

[t @eggcotton]

u sleep w your boyfriend, I sleep w a VCR copy of the matrix, cards against humanity, 13 fake vampire teeth, a purple sweater vest, 3 belts, the shining, nikes, 2 computers, 3 red dice, $17 cash, and a disco ball

[t @eggcotton]

@longstreth_face Well. Yes.

[Ava Menkes @AvaMenkes]

BREAKING: Madison Police Department charges pro-Palestinian demonstrator with two felony counts

By: @TyRJavier for @dailycardinal

https://t.co/bc5oIT3Qju

[t @eggcotton]

unemployment be like damn! i got a bucket of bud light lime and an empty bucket of golf balls due at 4 pm everyday

[t @eggcotton]

can we start tailgating badger volleyball games fr

[t @eggcotton]

i think my next hobby is substitute teaching

[t @eggcotton]

subaru dealership men hyping me over my jordan’s….. and now where’s my free warranty

[t @eggcotton]

@daddyknives card

[t @eggcotton]

awesome first tweet post dad dying

[t @eggcotton]

@trambopaline what do you be tweeting while eating pussy like a lesbian? hmmm…

[t @eggcotton]

when you’re having sex you’re not tweeting

[t @eggcotton]

if she don’t munch beer i’m not gonna much her.

[t @eggcotton]

@hannahk9598 literally what the hell im in a movie

[t @eggcotton]

i’m literally in an indie rom com rn and no one’s talking about it

[t @eggcotton]

@VirgoInVertigo dead asf

[t @eggcotton]

ijbol

[t @eggcotton]

@VirgoInVertigo woah . awesome.

[t @eggcotton]

@briannastedman @JacksonActionX obsessed