Ed Kleinsasser

MB, Egg Farmer

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

@Calibremag @TheGunBlog @HoCStaffer Have had one for years.

[🦋🦋T71🦋🦋 @Tackle71Wall]

Well here’s a funny for this afternoon - but the sad thing is - it’s true. Go easy on me if you have heard it.
👇🏻
A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1800 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1500 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."

"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Extraordinary

[Tracey Wilson @TWilsonOttawa]

... he's going to get 205 seats. That's my prediction.

Volume up ⬆️

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Right on….

[Agri Stainless @AgriStainless]

You work in agriculture so long, you forget that there are breaks in between! Time flies when you're doing the job! #agtwitter #farming #cdnag

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[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

SO TRUE

[Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 @janninereid1]

She said, “Don't call the doctor, I want to fall asleep peacefully, with your hand in mine.” He told her about the past, how they met, their first kiss. they didn't cry, they smiled. They didn't regret anything, they were grateful. Then she repeated softly, 'I love you forever!' He returned her words, gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. She closed her eyes and fell asleep peacefully with her hand in his. Love is really all that matters because everyone comes into this world with nothing other than love and leaves with nothing other than love. Think about it. Profession, career, bank account, our goods are just tools, nothing more. Everything stays here. So just love….Love those that really love you. Love, as if there was nothing more important in your life.❤️

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Awesome, with common sense.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

(Extra)ordinary

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

That’s how to do it.

[Jeff pontz @827js]

t/y @WenMaMa2

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Do not mess with an old Marine

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

@harleysiemens @CanadaOYF Congrats, nice award…

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Isn’t that the truth.

[Brett Griffin @SpotterBrett]

Wise words were said to me yesterday -

When you’re facing difficult times some friends will surprise you and some will let you down.

We probably all need to hear that.

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

So God made a FARMER

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Why God made a farmer.

Happy #CdnAgDay, from our Conservative team.

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Yes

[EzraEfrat 🇺🇸💬 @EzraEfrat]

SPECIAL EYE TEST!🔍👁️🔎
Can You Find the Number 7 Among the Zs in 10 Seconds?🤔…⏱️

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Good advice

[Danielle - Diva Q® @DivaQBBQ]

Good reminder
❤️❤️

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Thats the way to live

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

I STAND WITH RAQUEL

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Can we get some appreciation for Raquel Dancho? She has been fighting for Canadian rights and calling out the Trudeau government's lies. The Liberals won't silence her. #StandWithRaquel

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Im with Carey

[Komrade Canada 🇨🇦 @komradecanada]

#ImwithCarey #SayNoToC21

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

#Imwithcarey

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

@jenndvc @TheGunBlog Would you please send letters to all Manitoba members. From Ed Kleinsasser

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Think about this quote.

[Agri-Trade @agritradetoday]

Today is #NationalDayOfGiving and we want to give you a quote that we really love “Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you’re a thousand miles from the cornfield.”

- Dwight D. Eisenhower.

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

And his children and grandkids

[Jordan Vandenhoff @vandenhoff1]

Do we still feel this is all about public safety?

[Ed Kleinsasser @egger_ed]

Tim

[Mark Waldner @marmardeck]

A preventable tragedy. A report on Tim Kleinsasser Vetter's tragic passing. https://t.co/W3cHcasByT