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“Stay away from me if you're contagious” -Rob Base

[Megan Thee Lawyer @MeganHarr]

Exchange with a teenage cashier today. Total was $17.15 and I handed him $20.15:
Him: you don’t need the .15 bc the $20 covers it
Me: Yes, but then I can get $3 back
Him: whoa. Wow, you’re thinking ahead. That’s cool. Not many people do that
Me: 😳

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[Ryan Delk @delk]

My grandparents prayed for 30 years that they’d live to see all their grandchildren get married.

Tonight they went 9-for-9.

[Em 💘 @egggmilie]

my life rn. spent time with my grandma did pt and now i’m gonna eat bbq and watch a movie with a friend #blessed #usedtoprayfortimeslikethis

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Life between accepted new offer letter & joining date

[B… @branmattic]

Just filled up my gas tank

[♕ @alovetrilogy]

all roads lead back to donna summer

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

watched a really good movie in the cinema and walked during a sunset suddenly life is worth living again

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 @tsitsiii_t]

No talking till Friday. Serious business only this week. Moving silently

[Em 💘 @egggmilie]

this is what it’s like being from miami and going to college here too

[autist @litteralyme0]

When i find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7:

[dookie @dookiedoomoo]

crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[trash jones @jzux]

no more dating apps, time to meet someone the old fashioned way (start working at a smoothie shop until a professional athlete becomes my regular)

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

My genuine reaction when my boss asks me to perform a completely reasonable task within my job description

[Tor Parsons ⍼ @parsons_tor]

Insane NYC first date idea

[Bonnie @33onnie]

mom… dad… I’d like to introduce you to the guy who sends me reels

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

We needa bring back WCW and MCM back yal don’t adore people publicly enough no mo

[NOT techsiren @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes