zanni 🦋

“living so the last night feels like a past life” - Frank Ocean 🍒

[zanni 🦋 @eggheadzanni]

i never showed you guys my costume, talk about holy cow 🥹🥹

[وليم شكسبير @WimShakespeare]

تم التقاط فرحة الطفل الصغير الذي ظن أن الماء يتدفق عندما أمسك والداه بأيدي بعضهما البعض بالكاميرا

[dawn🪽 @silver_star_13]

crazy to think how many of these are bots because there’s simply no possible way 1/16 of the worlds population is subscribed to mr beast. like this has GOT to be dead internet theory

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[Henry @_HMSP]

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

[renn 🎪 ZOMBIE STAGE @lukanatic]

"Hey! Zoophile here!" HAS to be top 10 worst beginnings of a sentence of all time

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

i’m New York raised
iced and praised
my .99 price still alive
KNICKS IN FIVE

[rin maxia @rin0b1]

here i present a very well-parked car

[Rubén @xoxorubenangel]

Never considered Mamdani having knees…

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

we’ve had these plans for like a month

[nico @roronoaariaa]

this is a clip from a horror movie cause wtf was that?! 😭

[zanni 🦋 @eggheadzanni]

kornet you gotta die after this no lie

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed didn't realize he was sitting next to Zohran Mamdani the Mayor of New York City the entire time while at the World Cup game 😭

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[red @Seramurai_]

“Why isn’t called god of war is you’re not playing as Kratos”

Firstly, Kratos isn’t the god of war.

Secondly, why is it called smash bros if you’re not smashing bros?

[Sam @chumpodile]

She is mad at me because i wont let her eat my food